Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 1)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Description quiz:
A) What's your favorite anime?
B) What animal do you WISH could breathe fire?
C) How many molecules of water have you consumed in your entire life?
D) How do you get out of the Forest of Illusion in SMW?
E) What is up with Yoshi?

Gex Enter The Gecko for GBC (Part 2)

Here's some more misery. Gex video... Part 2. If you made it this far, you must truly enjoy the struggle.

Description quiz:
1) 4 Legos divded by 7 Mario blocks = ______________?
2) How many times does Kirby utilize a victory dance in the history of game footage across the world (pre-2004)? Note: Use the cubic square principle.
3) If a Giraffe barks, is it just a really deformed dog pretending to be an octopus's grandma?
4) If you had a power-up from the Mario series, what would it be and what would you do with it? Why? Elaborate. Why? Why? How? Why? Explain. Divide by 5. Why? Add 10 but subtract 22,000 from the integer, squared by half a goat. Explain how you got your answer.

Gex Enter The Gecko for GBC (Part 1)

Gex for the GameBoy Color is a painful game. Expect to be annoyed or confused, but try to have a good time anyway.

Description quiz:
A) Are you a Gex connisuer?
B) Why Gex? Why not play anything else? Explain. Why? Wrong.
C) How many atoms are there in the entire universe?
D) What does 'VGA' stand for? Be polite with your response.
E) Who is the current King of England?

Jagtris (MSDOS, 1998) (Part 2)

(Part 2 of 2) Jagtris is like Tetris, except it's not. Jagtris doesn't attempt to rip of Tetris directly (compared to other variants) and has a surprising charm to it! Softgun released Jagtris in 1998 for MS DOS. The full game can be downloaded today on Softgun's website, which is incuded below.

Game link:
http://www.softgun.ca/freeware.html#jagtris

Description quiz:
A) What's your least favorite original of Puyo Puyo and why?
B) How many Digimon does it give to fill out the moon?
C) Add 1 + 28,093. Now add 0. Multiply that by 700, minus 33,033, and divide by 42,913,0003. Why?
D) What's the worst type of quesadilla?
E) How many egg(s) are outside a box of expensive kiwis?

Jagtris (MSDOS, 1998) (Part 1)

(Part 1 of 2) Jagtris is like Tetris, except it's not. Jagtris doesn't attempt to rip of Tetris directly (compared to other variants) and has a surprising charm to it! Softgun released Jagtris in 1998 for MS DOS. The full game can be downloaded today on Softgun's website, which is incuded below.

Game link:
http://www.softgun.ca/freeware.html#jagtris

Description quiz:
A) What's your favorite blatant ripoff of Tetris and why?
B) How many Pokemon does it take to block out the sun?
C) Add 2 + 2. Now add 5. Multiply that by 70, minus 33, and divide by 42. Why?
D) What's the best type of sandwich?
E) How many noodle(s) are within a cup of cheap ramen?

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part II)

Part 2 of the epicness of Lego Racers 2 (GBA version). I can't seem to figure out what to do in this game. Is it an RPG? It's acting like an RPG that mated with a racing game. Hmmm... ok time for another shot.

Poll: Who is the greatest pokemon?
A) Mario
B) Pekachu*
C) Captain Redbeard (Lego Racers for GBC)
D) Luigia

* = From a specific game.

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part I)

Lego Racers 2 (for the GameBoy Advance) is a game all about NPCs and bizarre racing challenges. Is it just me, or is this just another ripoff of Mario Kart? Oh well. Let's see how dangerous this game is.

Description quiz:
1) What's your favorite lego brick?
2) How many legos have you avoided buying?
3) Is your house constructed of legos or mega bloks?
4) How do you feel about a Pokemon+Lego collaboration?
5) Is it easy to be green?