Gex: Enter The Gecko (GBC)

Gex: Enter the Gecko (1998) is a horrid platformer for the Game Boy Color. You're a gecko, traversing levels with the most frustrating controls possible. Everything's out to get you in this game. Nothing makes any sense. This game is so uninspiring to write about.

Rage Test:
1) R u mad?
2) Sally takes 700 caterpillars from Billy. How many rare bananas does Jake have?
3) Why doesn't Mario use the Super Boots on Level 10 of MegaLuigi Bros 5?
D) How many square dots fit into a cucumber?

Gex Enter The Gecko for GBC (Part 2)

Here's some more misery. Gex video... Part 2. If you made it this far, you must truly enjoy the struggle.

Description quiz:
1) 4 Legos divded by 7 Mario blocks = ______________?
2) How many times does Kirby utilize a victory dance in the history of game footage across the world (pre-2004)? Note: Use the cubic square principle.
3) If a Giraffe barks, is it just a really deformed dog pretending to be an octopus's grandma?
4) If you had a power-up from the Mario series, what would it be and what would you do with it? Why? Elaborate. Why? Why? How? Why? Explain. Divide by 5. Why? Add 10 but subtract 22,000 from the integer, squared by half a goat. Explain how you got your answer.

Gex Enter The Gecko for GBC (Part 1)

Gex for the GameBoy Color is a painful game. Expect to be annoyed or confused, but try to have a good time anyway.

Description quiz:
A) Are you a Gex connisuer?
B) Why Gex? Why not play anything else? Explain. Why? Wrong.
C) How many atoms are there in the entire universe?
D) What does 'VGA' stand for? Be polite with your response.
E) Who is the current King of England?