Friday, February 23, 2018

Minerva (MS-DOS)



Minerva (1993) is a game about sweeping mines and stuff. It has several options. I know most of you reading this are too young to remember Windows 95, but it existed, and so did Minesweeper.

Mine Quiz:
1) How come it's called "Minesweeper"? Who the hell sweeps mines?
2) Shouldn't it just be called "Mine-blower-upper"?
3) There's no way to win this game. Change My Mind.
4) Download this game and you win a free trophy. 🏆
5) Spell "ICUP" out loud.
6) OMG LMFAO YOU DID IT.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Tetris 2 (NES)



Tetris 2 (1993) is Tetris like never before. In this version of the game, your aim is to clear colors, rather than lines. Upon first playing it, I didn't even have a clue on what I was doing wrong. Enjoy.

Passive-Aggressive Tetris Exam:
1) What's a Tetris and how much does it weigh?
A) How many hashtags does it take to screw up another BS VGAchron question you won't read or answer?
7) Still reading this, huh?
83) Okay, fine. You're the one guy who reads the descriptions.
#) Happy now?

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Friday, February 2, 2018

Simple Spider Solitaire (Windows Store)



Simple Spider Solitaire (2015) is a Windows Store game about spiders and solitaire, probably. It's also simple (hence it not being "complicated solitaire"). Looking for a simple game that you can play on your own, and also download from the Windows Store? Then you've stumbled into the right video.

Download it here:
http://www.randomsaladgames.com/game/simple-spider-solitaire/

Simple Quiz:
1) 1 + 1 = ?
2) A, B, _, D, E, _
3) It's raining dogs and _________.
4) question 4.
5) Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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