Thursday, November 29, 2018

Ghoul School (NES) SVGA Chron



Ghoul School (1992) is a poorly aged/poorly birthed game-thing where you're a punk rock kid in a school filled with overpowered creatures and no guidance whatsoever. The game is basically impossible, and for 1992 there is no excuse for why it was even put out for the NES.

Info time:
A) Have you ever been spooked?
H) What was it like?
H) Say "oof" ten times fast.
H) RIP Luigi Mario, 1983 - 2018
H) Divide a ghost by the square root of a skeleton.
!) What kind of Pokemon are you and how do you make an omelette?

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. (FDS) SVGA Chron



All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. (1986) is Mario with a twist. That's right, you guessed it, the entire game is based off of some obscure Japanese TV show. Basically, it's a 1st party hack of the original SMB, but with strange, demented graphics. This game was never released in the US due to how spoopy it was. Oh yeah and it's for the disk system.

Halloween quiz:
1) What's your favorite Christmas food?
01) Binary code is offensive because it's only 0 and 1. What about gay people?
9) Before there were 3 Musketeers, there were 9. So what happened to the other 6?
5) How many light bulbs does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in the middle of Sonic and Mario's wedding?
1) Define "vidya".
BOMUS) List your top 10 favorite VGAchron vids to receive a special BONUS ROLE on the VGA DISSCORD SERV.

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Thursday, November 8, 2018

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES) SVGA Chron



Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1989) was a game created by someone about some book. There was a guy known as The Angry Video Game Nerd who brought attention to the greatness of this game, making the game prosperous in the 1700's. You're some guy that has an anger management problem, and you go around town bullying people into submission, causing you to turn into a rabid fire-breathing cannibal or something. Not sure. Needs more analysis, but I think I'm pretty close.

Angry quiz:
A) How many lizards does it take to fill up a canyon?
N) Name 5 Crayola crayon colors that you wish existed.
G) Do some math and show your work.
R) Why sonic blue? He sad?
Y) Tell me something interesting. Free bonus credit points.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Dr. Chaos (NES) SVGA Chron



Dr. Chaos (1988) is a thing on the NES where you walk around in a weird house and do stuff, with some obstacles in the way and some rooms that lead to other rooms. Eventually, you get out of the house or something, I don't know. I was very confused and disoriented when I played this RPG.

Thing time:
1) What kind of things do you do when you wanna do things?
G) What is this game about?
6) Give me 5 good reasons why Sonic is better than Pac-Man.
2) Which Pokemon guest-starred on Survivor in 1993?
97) Divide Weepinbell by Shadow the Hedgehog. Carry the 1. Add 7, then divide by 16.

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Sunday, November 4, 2018

Castlevania (NES) SVGA Chron



Castlevania (1987) is a game about hitting stuff with a whip and dying a lot. Sometimes you don't die, but it's unlikely that you'll get past level 1.

Castle quiz:
A) What is a castlevania and how much does it weigh?
B) Spell "Dracula".
C) Did you know there are over 5 languages in this world?
D) Why does Simon Belmont use a whip instead of a machine gun? Doesn't make any sense, given the time period.
E) Why did Shiguru Miyatomato base Spyro off of ZZT? Show your work.

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