Sunday, October 28, 2018

Extra Innings (SNES)



Extra Innings (1991) is a primitive SNES baseball game that offers great music and fun gameplay. Don't let the anime-like nature of this game throw you off - this one is perfect for parties.

Baseball Quiz:
1) What's a "baseball" and how much does it weigh?
204) How come Baseball and Football are separate sports? Isn't that segregation and discrimination? It's 2018, people.
31) How many touchdowns does it take for the baseball goalie to divide a tennis puck by the power of 72 oofs?
D) Why doesn't the batter just catch the ball and run? Hitting the ball just makes it easier for the other team to find it.
J) How many Baseball bats could you make out of what's left of the tropical rain forests and why do we even still have rain forests in 2018? 🤔

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles.

Friday, October 19, 2018

Bomberman (NES)



Bomberman (1989) is an action maze game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. In this game, you're a robot who blows up creatures with bombs. A pretty simple concept, however, I was not able to get the hang of it. Nevertheless, the game was a fun experience for me and I recommend it. In particular, this game would be super fun at parties. The sequels are are also highly praised and are worth playing with friends.

Some Weird Survey:
1) How did the use of bombs in this game get past the ESRB rating system?
2) Why wasn't Link the main character (Note: This decision could have saved pixels)?
78) What's the name and gender of Mario and Sonic's illegitimate child?
92) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
93) What would you not do for a Klondike bar?
94) What would Super Mario do for a Klondyke bar and a shroom?
96) Why does Sonic lose his rings when he's hit by an enemy? Note: This never happens to Mario.
97) What's the difference between a math problem and a meth problem?
98) Which habitat is Waldo found in Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2007?
99) Why bombs? Why not My Little Pony plush dolls?

Thank you for your time. Oh yeah, and thanks for watching VGA Chronicles.