Need For Speed Carbon - Own The City (GBA)

Need For Speed Carbon: Own The City (2006) for Game Boy Advance is a game that involves driving fast on roads. In this game, you are a guy suffering from amnesia after a car accident. Right away, some strange people scoop you up and demand to train you to start racing. This game is insane; the controls are terrible and the plot is confusing. It's one of the later Need For Speed games on GBA, so I am doubting the earlier games were better. Not recommended.

Survey:
1) Who is "Need" and how does he relate to "For Speed"?
2) Who is Homes? Where does his character come into play and is he the protagonist of the Carbon series?
3) On a scale of 1 to 50,000 brazil nuts, how would you rate this game in comparison to Mario's rating? Note: You have to also rate Mario.
4) Why isn't Mario in this game?
5) If you have 10 Marios and you lose 12, how many Luigis are born from Yoshi eggs per second?
6) If it's raining in Dream Land, what mathematical equation is needed to allow Kirby to progress towards MegaMan 8's Emerald Zone Act 1?

Lego Racers 2 (GBA)

Lego Racers 2 (2001) for the Gameboy Advance is the sorry sequel to Lego Racers. The controls on this game aren't that great. This game plays as if Super Mario Kart were ripped off and then combined with an unproductive RPG. The characters in Story Mode will bore you to tears with their horrid, time-wasting dialogue as you endure more of Lego's forced lore. All you wanna do is race karts, but you have to play it like a board game first and find the right person to challenge.

Public quiz:
1) Why does Lego insist on forcing lore upon us?
2) How many Lego sets do you own?
3) Name your favorite NES game for the Sega Genesis.
3) If three triangles attend Mario's house party, how many Sonic the Hedgehogs does it take to cut a Donkey Kong some slack?
3) What happens when you mix Mega Bloks and Legos? (Hint: Divide by zero)

Lego Racers GBC (Full Video)

Lego Racers (2000) for the Game Boy Color. It's a game that pretends to be 3D, but it isn't! The controls are difficult, and it's pretty bare bones. It's got Legos in it, though.

Survey:
1) How many Marios does it take to screw in a light bulb? Show your work.
2) Solve the equation: If 2 + 2 = 4, then Red Lego Brick + Yoshi = ?
3) What's the square root of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Need for Speed Carbon - Own The City (Part 2)

(Part 2) This game is frustrating as hell.

Description quiz:
A) Name 1 character from Super Mario. I bet you can't. :)
B) Define "yoshi".
C) What do Shy Guys eat for breakfast?

Need for Speed Carbon - Own The City (Part 1)

Need For Speed Carbon Own The City is a game with a long title. You race in it, I think. Let's figure out what this game really is and why it exists.

Official survey:
1) What's your favorite racing game?
2) How many Tetris blocks does it take to crush and destroy Gex?
3) Define "cringe humor".
4) Will you/have you see(n) the Tetris movie(s)?

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part II)

Part 2 of the epicness of Lego Racers 2 (GBA version). I can't seem to figure out what to do in this game. Is it an RPG? It's acting like an RPG that mated with a racing game. Hmmm... ok time for another shot.

Poll: Who is the greatest pokemon?
A) Mario
B) Pekachu*
C) Captain Redbeard (Lego Racers for GBC)
D) Luigia

* = From a specific game.

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part I)

Lego Racers 2 (for the GameBoy Advance) is a game all about NPCs and bizarre racing challenges. Is it just me, or is this just another ripoff of Mario Kart? Oh well. Let's see how dangerous this game is.

Description quiz:
1) What's your favorite lego brick?
2) How many legos have you avoided buying?
3) Is your house constructed of legos or mega bloks?
4) How do you feel about a Pokemon+Lego collaboration?
5) Is it easy to be green?

Lego Racers GBC, Part 2

VGA Chronicles Guy attempts to be the best Lego racer imaginable. Will he succeed? Maybe. But he needs your support.

Video quiz:
1) What was your favorite track (so far)?
2) How did Lego Racers make you feel?
3) Would you ever consider being genetically fused with legos if it could make you immortal?
4) Solve this equation: (SNES x GB) / sqrt(PS1) - GBA = ???

Lego Racers GBC, Part 1

Some fabulous footage of Lego Racers for the GameBoy Color, brought to you by VGA Chronicles.

Description survey:
A) What kind of pet(s) do you own?
B) What's the most exotic object you have ever crafted from legos or mega bloks?
C) What's the square root of 784?