Dr. Chaos (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Chaos (1988) is a thing on the NES where you walk around in a weird house and do stuff, with some obstacles in the way and some rooms that lead to other rooms. Eventually, you get out of the house or something, I don't know. I was very confused and disoriented when I played this RPG.

Thing time:
1) What kind of things do you do when you wanna do things?
G) What is this game about?
6) Give me 5 good reasons why Sonic is better than Pac-Man.
2) Which Pokemon guest-starred on Survivor in 1993?
97) Divide Weepinbell by Shadow the Hedgehog. Carry the 1. Add 7, then divide by 16.

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VGA Chronscape Guy

VGA Chronicles Guy plays OSRS (Old School RuneScape) with friends. After creating an intense character, VGA travels to Varrock to embark on an epic quest. Watch as VGA and company destroy the life of another player, via PvP, without any mercy whatsoever. Long live RuneScape ethics!

Description quiz:
A) Who is your favorite RuneScape NPC and why?
B) How many RuneScape polygons does it take to screw in a square light bulb?
C) How many bad jokes cann you count on VGA Chronicles?
D) If Mario impregnates Sonic, and Princess Peach is juggling 7 apples while balancing on a Game Boy, how many times can Donkey Kong count all his bananas before Mega Man gets home from his date with Spider-Man? Hint: Factor in Spider-Man's webbings with Yoshi's egg yolks. Show your work.
D-2) What kind of Mario are you and how do you do the things you do?
8) Name at least 1 character from the Super Mario franchise without looking at any in-game manuals or in-game graphics.

pkmn horrible yellows - special dose

pokman stuff. like and sub.

quiz:
1) do some math.
2) write a book report.
4) check on your garden once in a while.
6) feed pet gator.
2) ride bike.
2) go home.

ty for watching, ppl. for real. #vgachron

Pokemon Yellow (Gameboy)

Pokemon Yellow (1999) is a revision of the original Gameboy games, Pokemon Red & Green. In this version, the main character gets a Pikachu instead of a useful starter Pokemon. This game attempts to follow the anime somewhat, and is pretty fun. Probably the most annoying aspect of this game is how your Pokemon treats you like garbage, refuses to stay in the Pokeball, and doesn't evolve.

Description quiz:
A) Have you ever tried kiwi (the fruit)?
B) List 3 good reasons why Felix The Cat would make a decent cameo in a Pokemon game.
C) How many Clefables do you need to stack on one another in order to make a chain to Mercury?
D) Yeah, Mercury. You thought I was gonna say Neptune or something? Nah, we're going the other way this time.
E) Which Pokemon would you elect President of teh World?

Lego Bionicle (GBA)

Lego Bionicle (2001) is an overhead action RPG set in the Bionicle universe. Bionicle is a strange series of stories by Lego with lots of invented words and forced lore. It doesn't at all feel natural, yet the Lego models themselves do look interesting. Instead of playing as one of the cool tall models, you play as one of the cheap short models. You're basically this Lego robot thing on an island of others like you, throwing fruit at monsters in caves from a topdown-isometric-pseudo 3D perspective. As one who considers himself still fresh to Lego games, I found this game to be fun and even worth playing again. It has many RPG qualities that mix well with the action-based nature of the game.

International Survey:
1) Why don't Bionicle wear pants? Does this not affect censorship or the FCC?
2) Is the FDA preventing Nintendo from releasing Super Mario-themed meat loaf? Show your work.
4) Describe, in graphic detail, how Bionicles mate.
72) If Yoshi and Pikachu have a son together named Ryu, and Spyro lays 694 eggs within a span of 200 years, while the Nintendo NX released Pokemon Rainbow Nebula, there's still a chance Bernie can win, click here to find out.

Sugoro Quest: The Quest of Dice Heroes (NES)

Sugoro Quest (1991) is a game that came out for Famicom only. It's basically an RPG in basically a fantasy world. You - the player - throw dice at monsters in order to fight them as you crawl around on a map screen that resembles a board from a typical board game. It's kind of a weird concept, but it works.

SAT test:
A) Name one song by Eminem. Divide it by 3.7. Show your work.
B) What's the triangular root of a turkey's China-made NES on a Thursday on Mars? Why?
C) If Mario eats 3 mushrooms, does he grow 3 times as large compared to his base form or his Super form? What happened to the Mega stage inbetween? What? Show your work.
D) Mario is autistic. True or False?
E) Why can't Zelda save the princess in MegaMan 13? Type the game genie code to beat Ganon in Mario to find out.

VGA 'N Friends: Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (NES)

Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (1992) is the sequel to Gargoyle's Quest 1. I haven't played the first one yet, but I can tell you that this game is hard as hell and somewhat misleading. It starts off as an RPG, then throws you into difficult platforming. Thank balls there isn't a timer. Anyways, you have to climb on walls and jump around. You shoot fireballs at enemy, kind of like Mario. But enemies respawn like no tomorrow and they can attack you through walls! What the fuck! I don't actually recommend this game, but it's not that bad. Just requires time and patience, like any game in the Ghosts 'N Goblins series.

Personality test:
A) What Mario is the real Mario?
B) Name at least 6 Bird-type Pokemon from Gold or Ruby versions, specifically.
C) Name 5 characters from Pokemon Z.
D) Define "Mushroom".

Lego Racers 2 (GBA)

Lego Racers 2 (2001) for the Gameboy Advance is the sorry sequel to Lego Racers. The controls on this game aren't that great. This game plays as if Super Mario Kart were ripped off and then combined with an unproductive RPG. The characters in Story Mode will bore you to tears with their horrid, time-wasting dialogue as you endure more of Lego's forced lore. All you wanna do is race karts, but you have to play it like a board game first and find the right person to challenge.

Public quiz:
1) Why does Lego insist on forcing lore upon us?
2) How many Lego sets do you own?
3) Name your favorite NES game for the Sega Genesis.
3) If three triangles attend Mario's house party, how many Sonic the Hedgehogs does it take to cut a Donkey Kong some slack?
3) What happens when you mix Mega Bloks and Legos? (Hint: Divide by zero)

Another Bible (Gameboy)

Another Bible (1995) is a Gameboy game from the Last Bible series. It's not bad, I kinda like it. It's a strategy RPG, and it's turn-based at that. One could say this game is tactical and strategetic. This game was only released in a place known as Japan, but a translation patch can be found for it online. Just ask the Internet! Also, this game is compatible with the Super Gameboy!

Description quiz:
A) You're in a cave. To the west is a SNES, to the north a Famicom, to your right rests a Dreamcast, and to the south is a TurboGrafx-16. You have 2 double A batteries, a sandwich, a deck of cards, and a Yoshi. What do you do?
B) If Mario is pregnant, how many Goombas can the RX-78 take out before Megaman defeats Rockman for defeating Batman? Divide your answer by 3 and show your work.
C) What's your favorite turn-based RPG and why?

Energy Breaker (Combat System)

(Part 4) VGA Chron guy picks Energy Breaker back up again in order to understand the battle system. As it turns out, this game is not for the beginner RPGer. You may have to try harder than I did to play this game well.

Ancient quiz:
1) When does Sonic the Hedgehog make a cameo in Energy Breaker?
2) If you were Sonic the Hedgehog, how many Wii U games would you buy?
3) What's the square root of 7 Sonic the Hedgehog rings, divided by 52 Super Mushrooms? Show your work in Microsoft Excel.
4) Seriously, how many times does Sonic show up in Energy Breaker and Lufia II?

Energy Breaker (SNES)

VGA Chronicles presents the first VGA Chron video ever. Brought to you by VGA Chron Guy. Energy Breaker (1996) is a Super Famicom RPG with isometric graphics and stuff. It's interesting in a way. But I really don't know what I'm doing.

Survey:
A) What's an RPG?
B) How many magic spells does it take to defeat a dragon in Super mode?
C) Which weapon was used to defeat Yoshi in Castlevania III?
D) How many Pikachus does it take to convince Mario that he's just a figment of Kirby's imagination from one of Sonic's dreams about this game?

Dogz GBA (Full Video)

Hello, and welcome to VGA Chronicles. This is Dogz GBA, the full video. Originally I couldn't upload long videos. However, that has changed, so now I am uploading longer videos. That's all I really have to say about that. I hope you enjoy watching me, VGA Chronicles Guy, play Dogz for the GBA. This very same content can be found in three parts on my channel if you prefer shorter videos with cuts.

Ultra Personal Survey:
1) What's your favorite dog?
2) What did you eat last?
3) How many times have you read a VGA Chronicles description?
4) What kind of Pokemon are you?

Dogz GBA, Part 3

(Part 3) Welcome back to VGA Chronicles. Still playing Dogz for the GBA. Let's see how far I can go before I get tired of it. That's the goal, typically.

Descriptional test:
1) Define "define."
2) How mny dogs does it take to cheer up a clinically depressed person?
3) Why don't dogs use toilets more often?
5) Do dogs get a free pass on rudeness? If so, why and can you explain it without using math?
8) Solve the equation and show your work: Dog(z) x 6 = Video / Game^3.

Dogz GBA, Part 2

(Part 2) It's taken me longer than intended to choose a proper dog. I am, however, confident I will choose an excellent breed for the experience this game has to offer.

IMPORTANT QUIZ:
A) In particular, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tomato?
C) Cna yuo ingroe tpyos?
D) What's the square root of a grape nut?
E) How many fingers am I not holding up over there?

Dogz GBA, Part 1

Dogz for the GBA is supposedly part of a long-running game series called Petz. In this game, you play as a chile trying to adopt the right pet. The rest of the game is you interacting with your pet, family, and community in an RPG-esque way. How involved is this game? Down to the last detail.

Motivational survey:
1) Define "dog" and explain the etymology.
2) How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3) Name the Top 5 Most Influential Blues Musicians that sponsored Cabela's.
4) What is your favorite Thanksgiving food item?

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 3)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Super Test:
1) What is (% + @) ?
2) Name 5 types of Zeldas.
3) Which Pokemon was sent to the Shadow Realm in Pokemon Red?
4) Name 5 Ancient Egyptians that contributed to building the Great Wall of China.

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 2)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Personality survey:
1) Name 1 character from the Mario franchise without looking it up.
1b) Name 1 character from The Odyssey.
2) In a sentence with less than 20 words, but more than 300, explain what life is in the language of an Egyptian bumble bee.
7) Why do Pokemon 'faint'?

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 1)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Description quiz:
A) What's your favorite anime?
B) What animal do you WISH could breathe fire?
C) How many molecules of water have you consumed in your entire life?
D) How do you get out of the Forest of Illusion in SMW?
E) What is up with Yoshi?

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part II)

Part 2 of the epicness of Lego Racers 2 (GBA version). I can't seem to figure out what to do in this game. Is it an RPG? It's acting like an RPG that mated with a racing game. Hmmm... ok time for another shot.

Poll: Who is the greatest pokemon?
A) Mario
B) Pekachu*
C) Captain Redbeard (Lego Racers for GBC)
D) Luigia

* = From a specific game.

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part I)

Lego Racers 2 (for the GameBoy Advance) is a game all about NPCs and bizarre racing challenges. Is it just me, or is this just another ripoff of Mario Kart? Oh well. Let's see how dangerous this game is.

Description quiz:
1) What's your favorite lego brick?
2) How many legos have you avoided buying?
3) Is your house constructed of legos or mega bloks?
4) How do you feel about a Pokemon+Lego collaboration?
5) Is it easy to be green?