Skeletonbike Part 2 (NES) SVGA Chron

(Part 2) Skeletonbike, based off of Excitebike (1985). What can really be said here, other than "spooky"? It's Excitebike, but everyone is a skeleton. :D

Spoopy Quiz 3:
9) What's your favorite Halloween Food?
0) What's your favorite Thanksgiving Candy?
2) Pronounce "aluminium".
1) How many fingers am I holding up? Prove it. Show your work. Carry the 1.
0) They did surgery on a grape.

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Skeletonbike Part 1 (NES) SVGA Chron

Skeletonbike is a ROM hack based on Excitebike (1985) for the NES. The way the game looks in this video is not the intended result by the hacker who made it.

Skeleton Time:
1) What is a skeleton, and how much does it way?
Be) vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting __________.
3) Is it Halloween everyday if you're a goth?
100) For 5 extra points, name 10 Mario power-ups featured in FIFA.
6) Which character would you DIE to see wear the Super Crown?

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Ghoul School (NES) SVGA Chron

Ghoul School (1992) is a poorly aged/poorly birthed game-thing where you're a punk rock kid in a school filled with overpowered creatures and no guidance whatsoever. The game is basically impossible, and for 1992 there is no excuse for why it was even put out for the NES.

Info time:
A) Have you ever been spooked?
H) What was it like?
H) Say "oof" ten times fast.
H) RIP Luigi Mario, 1983 - 2018
H) Divide a ghost by the square root of a skeleton.
!) What kind of Pokemon are you and how do you make an omelette?

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1989) was a game created by someone about some book. There was a guy known as The Angry Video Game Nerd who brought attention to the greatness of this game, making the game prosperous in the 1700's. You're some guy that has an anger management problem, and you go around town bullying people into submission, causing you to turn into a rabid fire-breathing cannibal or something. Not sure. Needs more analysis, but I think I'm pretty close.

Angry quiz:
A) How many lizards does it take to fill up a canyon?
N) Name 5 Crayola crayon colors that you wish existed.
G) Do some math and show your work.
R) Why sonic blue? He sad?
Y) Tell me something interesting. Free bonus credit points.

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Dr. Chaos (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Chaos (1988) is a thing on the NES where you walk around in a weird house and do stuff, with some obstacles in the way and some rooms that lead to other rooms. Eventually, you get out of the house or something, I don't know. I was very confused and disoriented when I played this RPG.

Thing time:
1) What kind of things do you do when you wanna do things?
G) What is this game about?
6) Give me 5 good reasons why Sonic is better than Pac-Man.
2) Which Pokemon guest-starred on Survivor in 1993?
97) Divide Weepinbell by Shadow the Hedgehog. Carry the 1. Add 7, then divide by 16.

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Castlevania (NES) SVGA Chron

Castlevania (1987) is a game about hitting stuff with a whip and dying a lot. Sometimes you don't die, but it's unlikely that you'll get past level 1.

Castle quiz:
A) What is a castlevania and how much does it weigh?
B) Spell "Dracula".
C) Did you know there are over 5 languages in this world?
D) Why does Simon Belmont use a whip instead of a machine gun? Doesn't make any sense, given the time period.
E) Why did Shiguru Miyatomato base Spyro off of ZZT? Show your work.

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Bomberman (NES)

Bomberman (1989) is an action maze game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. In this game, you're a robot who blows up creatures with bombs. A pretty simple concept, however, I was not able to get the hang of it. Nevertheless, the game was a fun experience for me and I recommend it. In particular, this game would be super fun at parties. The sequels are are also highly praised and are worth playing with friends.

Some Weird Survey:
1) How did the use of bombs in this game get past the ESRB rating system?
2) Why wasn't Link the main character (Note: This decision could have saved pixels)?
78) What's the name and gender of Mario and Sonic's illegitimate child?
92) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
93) What would you not do for a Klondike bar?
94) What would Super Mario do for a Klondyke bar and a shroom?
96) Why does Sonic lose his rings when he's hit by an enemy? Note: This never happens to Mario.
97) What's the difference between a math problem and a meth problem?
98) Which habitat is Waldo found in Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2007?
99) Why bombs? Why not My Little Pony plush dolls?

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The Epic Challenge of Arkanoid on the NES

Arkanoid (1987) is a classic game based on a game usually referred to as "Breakout". In the game, you are a spaceship in some strange universe where you must deflect a ball of energy off of your ship and into giant bricks, which disappear once you hit them enough times. It's not really supposed to make any sense. The game itself is mildly addictive and also very difficult. It takes much practice and skill to achieve high points and level up. The controls are also very unique, as a special analog controller, known as a Vaus controller, is required to play it. And once you get a feel for the game, it's very apparent why. Overall, this game is fun. It has a two-player option and I highly recommend this game for group events. If you're interested in buying this game, having the Vaus controller is a must.

Ball Quiz:
1) What's better: More balls, or less balls?
2) On a scale of 1 to balls, how many balls is this game?
3) Legend has it that Super Mario was intended to be the original pilot of the Vaus, but was fired from the project in favor of Bomberman. However, Bomberman declined the job offer. So the question is, who was the actual final captain of the Vaus ship and how did Shigeru Miyamoto allow this disaster to unfold?
BONUS) How many balls does it take to screw in a ball bulb?

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Tetris 2 (NES)

Tetris 2 (1993) is Tetris like never before. In this version of the game, your aim is to clear colors, rather than lines. Upon first playing it, I didn't even have a clue on what I was doing wrong. Enjoy.

Passive-Aggressive Tetris Exam:
1) What's a Tetris and how much does it weigh?
A) How many hashtags does it take to screw up another BS VGAchron question you won't read or answer?
7) Still reading this, huh?
83) Okay, fine. You're the one guy who reads the descriptions.
#) Happy now?

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VGA Chronicles 10 Year Anniversary Live Stream (9-1-17)

VGA Chronicles celebrates 10 Years of being on the air! Hip hip HOORAY! Games featured: Dr. Mario, Dr. Mario Crystal Clear, Puyo Puyo, and Poké Tetris.

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Question Time!:
0) What's a puyo?
0b) Name 5 characters from Tetris that also made cameo appearances in the Madden game franchise.
0c) Which level of GTA 7 can Dr. Mario be found in?
2) If you have 2 Donkey Kongs locked in a room with you, how many doctors will you see in a span of 3 years?
0e) Divide 7 by 2. Multiply by 3. Divide that number by 72 and carry one digit over to the other side. How many apples does Mario have if it's Sunday and Sanic the Hej Hawg is going too fast?
z) Is Dr. Mario a qualified doctor?

Dr. Mario (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Mario (1990) for NES. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

Medical Survey:
A) Where does Dr. Mario get all of his pills?
B) Name at least 3 episodes of ER in which Dr. Mario made a cameo appearance.
C) Why did Dr. Donkey Kong for the ZX Spectrum flop in 1992?
D) Explain the chemical composition of the Blue/Yellow pill's contents.
E) What real world viruses are the game's viruses based off of?
F) How many fingers am I holding up?
G) Correct. 1. But which one?
H) List off the 5 items of a healthy, nutritious breakfast.
I) Vaccinations for Tetris Syndrome cause psychosis (True or False).

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VGA Live Stream (8-28-17) - Tetris NES (Nintendo & Tengen)

To celebrate one year of activity, VGA Chron Guy did a live stream! What game? Tetris, of course. Watch as VGA tries to top his score in both Nintendo and Tengen Tetris, both for the NES!

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Public Survey:
1) When you were a kid, which Tetromino did you dream of being when you grew up?
3) How many eggs can you fit in a single blender?
5) List 3 puzzle games that you think would have a better chance in Hollywood than Tetris would. Hint: There are no other choices; Tetris is the only one.
6) What's a Tengen? How do you make it go away?
8) How many Atari 2600's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Poké Tetris (NES) SVGA Chron

Poké Tetris (aka Pikachu) is a bootleg Tengen Tetris clone for NES. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

Tetris Quiz 4000:
1) How many Pikachus does it take to screw a tetromino into a lightbulb socket? Divide your answer by 2, sit down, take a deep breath, and play Minecraft for 6 hours. Now multiply your answer by 7, buy 10 Luigis on the black market, and drive Sonic to a Sonic. Show your work.
bee) Name at least 93 characters from Tetris that made cameo appearances in Donkey Kong, Sonic 4, and Puyo Pop. Note: Only MSX, Game Boy, and Wonderswan ports are allowed.
3a) In which countries is Tetris illegal and why was Tetris never released for the SNES in 2006?
6) It is rumored that Tetris almost appeared in the prototype of Super Smash Bros., but the Tetris Company pulled this character before development proceeded. Name 218 reasons why this was the case. Divide your answer by 0.

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Dr. Mario Crystal Clear (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Mario Crystal Clear (1999) is a hack of the original Dr. Mario for NES, created by Tempes. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

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Puyo Puyo (Famicom) SVGA Chron

Puyo Puyo (1991) for Famicom. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

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clucluclucluland - unbelievable version

Welcome to this video.

Clu Clu Land (NES)

Clu Clu Land (1984) is a Japanese maze game for the NES/Famicom. This game is absolutely ridiculous and frustrating. In the game, you're a balloon fish. The goal is to uncover the gems hidden in the background by swimming over them. However, it's not easy. Monsters spawn from the center of each map and touching them kills you. Also, the center of the map kills you. Running out of time also kills you and the controls suck too. You're in constant motion and can only turn by swinging on poles. Sometimes a rubber band will appear out of nowhere (underwater?) and force you in a direction against your will, as the controls deny you of any chance to save yourself. Good luck with this one.

PS - Don't forget to press A!

Description quiz:
A) A robot approaches you and gives you 7 Nintendo Playstations. How many cats does Mario have in his hat if Luigi's apples are divisible by 67?
B) Explain where Dragon Quest III fits into the Zelda timeline.
C) Define "cloth". Divide the answer by 7. Carry 18 over to the phantom integer and calculate the distance of a Super Game Boy's jump height on Pluto with a talking banana fish.
D) How does Link feel about Mario's upcoming cameo in the new Final Fantasy XII? How does Sonic feel about this situation?

1942 insane edition

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Quiz:
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
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1942) 1942?

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Sugoro Quest: The Quest of Dice Heroes (NES)

Sugoro Quest (1991) is a game that came out for Famicom only. It's basically an RPG in basically a fantasy world. You - the player - throw dice at monsters in order to fight them as you crawl around on a map screen that resembles a board from a typical board game. It's kind of a weird concept, but it works.

SAT test:
A) Name one song by Eminem. Divide it by 3.7. Show your work.
B) What's the triangular root of a turkey's China-made NES on a Thursday on Mars? Why?
C) If Mario eats 3 mushrooms, does he grow 3 times as large compared to his base form or his Super form? What happened to the Mega stage inbetween? What? Show your work.
D) Mario is autistic. True or False?
E) Why can't Zelda save the princess in MegaMan 13? Type the game genie code to beat Ganon in Mario to find out.

1942 (NES)

1942 (1986) is a vertical scrolling shooter game for the NES, originally an arcade game by Capcom. In this game, you are a fighting air craft that shoots projectiles at other air crafts. Some of the enemies shoot back! You cannot take damage in a game like this without dying. This is one of those games where time is of the essence. That means it takes time to develop an essence of ability to play this game. Enjoy the video, person.

Description quiz:
A) Why is the game titled 1942?
B) How many buckets of sand does it take to fry an egg in Mario's house?
C) Pikachu has 3 pales of lettuce, while Dodrio has 72 gallons of wine. How many gallons of wine does Dodrio have?
D) Count to 1942 without stopping (except to breathe, sleep, pee, eat, etcetera).
E) How many Digimon died in the making of this game? Was there a lawsuit? Why/why not? True or False?