Friday, September 29, 2017

animal quest ms3dosd - first class version



welkom to chron2k. question time:

!) what is aminal?
@) how much aminal take to make aminal 2x?
#) why aminal only? why not hooman?

thank for watching this insanity.
share video for free handout price: Box of Air.
liek and subskribe to win air.
enjoy more future VGA Chron Show.
#y2k5ever
peace.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Dr. Mario Crystal Clear (NES) SVGA Chron



Dr. Mario Crystal Clear (1999) is a hack of the original Dr. Mario for NES, created by Tempes. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles!

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl1GvUPoKdXlZripf74qxow
vidme: https://vid.me/vgachronicles
Twitter: https://twitter.com/vgachronicles

Friday, September 22, 2017

What is the Super VGA Chronicles Show?

Welcome to VGA Chronicles. I'm your host, VGA Chronicles Guy. And today, I'm going to tell you about the Super VGA Chronicles Show, aka, the VGA Chronicles Live Stream Show.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was a confused, timid being, unfazed by his erroneous ways in playing video games. He laughed at the world, and himself, time and time again.

Then, one day, he gained super powers! Yes, no longer was VGA Chron Guy just a normal man playing games. But now, he was a super hero of MS-DOS! A master of NES! And, a noble knight of the classic Game Boy system!

List of Super VGA Chron Guy's powers:

  • Playing games better
  • Giving life meaning
  • Protecting the name and fame of MS-DOS
  • Being awesome
  • Having an amazing sense of humor
  • Having lightning fast wit
  • Generating pixels out of thin air

Super VGA streams on twitch every Friday night at 10 PM (Eastern Standard Time), and is currently searching for a daytime stream time slot that works for him and his fan base. Sometimes, SVGA streams alone. Other times, SVGA streams with trusted friends as well as callers (people who are fans of VGA who can call in to the stream, live, and ask SVGA questions or just talk about things).

Interested in the streams? Of course you are. Interested in calling in? Don't worry. I've come prepared:

VGA Chron Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles
VGA Chron Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH

The VGA Chronicles Discord Server is a server dedicated to VGA Chronicles, but also serves many other useful purposes, including:
  • Meeting new gaming buddies
  • Talking about games, anime, and general stuff
  • Posting funny memes or useful links to stuff you like
  • Talking to SVGA Chron Guy during his streams
  • Voice chatting in the public chats with your gaming friends (for live matches or netplay)
  • ... and more to come! 

Last but not least, as of the date of this post, I am streaming tonight! Come join me for some Super Nintendo fun at 10 PM! And thanks for watching VGA Chr-- er, I mean, Super VGA Chronicles!


Wednesday, September 13, 2017

The Future of VGA Chronicles

There's a lot of games in this vast world. Since the prehistoric era, people have been making and selling video games. I find this situation to be both fascinating and reassuring. As a video game reviewer, I have so many games to choose from that I'll never worry about getting bored (at least not for a long, long time). I'll still always randomly play and review games I've never heard of, but sometimes I have goals. There are games I've heard of or played before that I feel deserve videos sooner than later. So, here's a little something I've put together to keep track of that.


VGA CHRON GUY'S NOTABLE FUTURE GAMING UPLOADS LIST


The Winged Warrior series (MS-DOS/Windows) - A classic RPG series by Dataware. Something about this game really interested me when I was a kid. I'd like to do a solid run of all 3 shareware versions of the game. If you end up liking this series, I recommend buying the games.

Charlie the Duck (MS-DOS) - Basically Mario but as a duck. Concepts like this really interest me.

Mario 7-in-1 (NES) - Contains many bootleg Mario-esque games. One of them, known as 7 Grand Dad, is a popular meme on the world wide Internet. I want to play this game and experience it for myself. It will certainly be interesting.

His head looks like a deflated football.

Neopets (Browser) - Something I've played extensively years ago. I feel that this game needs both a tutorial video and a general play video. Believe it or not, this game used to be popular. Also, back in  my day, we had Neopets that no longer exist today or were limited of time. I recall one of my Neopets transforming into a new pet entirely due to change in design.

Habbo Hotel (Browser) - I have no idea how I discovered this "game" years ago in my youth, but back then it was an enigma. It seems that today, it still is. I have no idea what to make of Habbo Hotel or how to describe it. It just needs a video. By the way, sorry to all the people I lost touch with through Habbo. There's literally no way for you to know who I am or for me to know who you are, but at least I feel better apologizing for it now, even if you don't care.

Prairie Dog Hunt (Windows) - A fun little time waster from my MS-DOS / Windows gaming days. This one is for Windows, though I haven't touched it in a while and I'm having doubts it will run on Windows 10 without an emulator. You shoot prairie dogs, basically. Cruel, but funny. PETA would be proud.

Visual Star Trek (MS-DOS) - Don't hate me, but I've never seen Star Trek. I'm just not a big sci-fi guy. The genre is often too over my head or hard for me to relate to. However, I have played this game. And I always found this game to be deep and interesting. So, I'd like to do a video on it.

Kart Fighter (NES) - A well-known bootleg game for the NES. And to be honest, I'd like to own this on cartridge someday. I'm not sure what fighting game it's based on, but all the characters have been replaced with Nintendo characters. The mechanics are quite simple and the game is truly very dry. But there's some charm to it. Owning it would be like owning a piece of history. And playing it forces you to appreciate how simple it is and use your imagination to enhance it. Yeah, it's one of those games.

Kart Fighter's graphics weren't bad, honestly.

Monopoly (Multiple Consoles) - Haven't decided which version I want to play, but I feel that this game would make a great video considering I hate Monopoly.

Namco Museum (PS1) - Recommended by a close gamer friend of mine. I've tested the game somewhat, though I haven't granted it a true playthrough yet. One issue I have with the game already is I cannot find a soft reset. So, whenever I want to switch arcade games, I have to hard reset. If there's an easier way, or some menu I can access to get back to the museum, please someone tell me.

Zyuranger (Famicom) - This is something I'm really looking forward to. I'm guessing this is a tough game, but I'm a sucker for Japanese-based media. Zyuranger is the Super Sentai series that Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was based off of. With that knowledge in hand, it makes for a fun nostalgic trip back to the 90's for me to play this game.

Symphony of the Night (PS1) - This is one of the few later retro games that I want to try simply for the graphics. I've seen some footage of this game before and the look of it is mesmerizing. Although, I have a strong feeling I will not play very well on this game.

Super Mario Bros. 1 Totally not hacked or cheated in any form, a legit run (NES) - I'd like to prove myself in SMB1. Basically, I will be beating the entire game in one run. The game will not be hacked or cheated in any form. I'll be defeating each world single-handedly with no cheats. Absolutely no dabbling in cheat codes will occur. The game will be completely legit. I can do this. I will do this. You'll see.

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This concludes my future uploads list at the moment. This doesn't mean that this is all there is left of VGA Chron. This is only a log of what I intend to do in the near future. And this list isn't over; A part 2 is coming soon. Stay tuned! Until then, please enjoy VGA Chronicles, as well as Super VGA Chronicles Live Streams!

Sunday, September 10, 2017

The Legend of Super VGA Chronicles Guy (Song Lyrics)

The Legend of Super VGA Chronicles Guy 
written and performed by VGA Chronicles Guy.

Once upon a time
There was a lonely video gamer guy
A man we called
VGA (Chronicles Guy)
He was alone
In the land of bits and MS-DOS
An 8-bit man
Who wanted more

But then he found his one chance to break free
And see the things that he desired to see

He wasn't going down this way
He had to find a way
To the light
He wasn't going down a fool
He was more than a tool
The VGA Chron Guy
The VGA Chron Guy
The VGA
Chron
On the rise

Welcome to the land
of Super VGA
Now you're free
Now life has meaning
We can walk through pixels
Like never before
Super VGA
Is here

What's that?
Can you hear it?
It's the sound
Of power
VGA Chron man
Has ascended
His power has doubled
It's time for the legend
Of Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Chronicles
Guy!

Super VGA Chron Guy
He's a super hero of MS DOS
Super VGA Chron Guy
He plays NES like a pro
He's the best
And he wins
Nobody can match his wit
He's the best of all time

He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time

It's the legend of
Super
It's the legend of
Super
It's the legend of
Super
VGA
Chronicles
Guy

VGA Chronicles 10 Year Anniversary Stream the Official Song (Song Lyrics)

VGA Chronicles 10 Year Anniversary Stream the Official Song 
written and performed by VGA Chronicles Guy.

VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
We're celebrating Tetris
MS-DOS and things
VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
Games are great, and great is games
These are wonderful things

Let's hearken back to the good ole days
When video games were games
When all you had was A and B
Or Windows 95
It's sad to think the times have changed
People moving on
They'll never know the greatness of
2D 8-bit fun

VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
We're celebrating Sonic
Dr. Mario
VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
Games are great, and great is games
These are wonderful things

The world of games is crashing down
But we can flip around that frown
Just play some golden oldies
For a change
C.O.D. is just a joke
Modern gaming makes me choke
It's time to play some vidja games
It's time to play some vidja games
It's time for VGA

Clu Clu Land (NES)



Clu Clu Land (1984) is a Japanese maze game for the NES/Famicom. This game is absolutely ridiculous and frustrating. In the game, you're a balloon fish. The goal is to uncover the gems hidden in the background by swimming over them. However, it's not easy. Monsters spawn from the center of each map and touching them kills you. Also, the center of the map kills you. Running out of time also kills you and the controls suck too. You're in constant motion and can only turn by swinging on poles. Sometimes a rubber band will appear out of nowhere (underwater?) and force you in a direction against your will, as the controls deny you of any chance to save yourself. Good luck with this one.

PS - Don't forget to press A!

Description quiz:
A) A robot approaches you and gives you 7 Nintendo Playstations. How many cats does Mario have in his hat if Luigi's apples are divisible by 67?
B) Explain where Dragon Quest III fits into the Zelda timeline.
C) Define "cloth". Divide the answer by 7. Carry 18 over to the phantom integer and calculate the distance of a Super Game Boy's jump height on Pluto with a talking banana fish.
D) How does Link feel about Mario's upcoming cameo in the new Final Fantasy XII? How does Sonic feel about this situation?

Saturday, September 9, 2017

felix nes - padded room edition



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Friday, September 8, 2017

Felix's NES-based World



Felix The Cat (1992) is a game for NES. It features Felix, a cat, who has a magical bag. In this platformer, Felix gains power-ups that enable more of his magical ability. It is not known what type of cat Felix is. I recommend this game to anyone who is looking for a good time.

Quick Survey:
1) Why hasn't anyone ever heard of Felix The Cat?
2) How many remakes of SMB2 do we need starring Felix?
3) Why didn't Lego Felix premiere last year for the Game Boy Advance?
4) If Felix is so great, why is he a cat? Furthermore, why did Looney Tunes reject him?

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

pkmn horrible yellows - special dose



pokman stuff. like and sub.

quiz:
1) do some math.
2) write a book report.
4) check on your garden once in a while.
6) feed pet gator.
2) ride bike.
2) go home.

ty for watching, ppl. for real. #vgachron

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Pokemon Yellow (Gameboy)



Pokemon Yellow (1999) is a revision of the original Gameboy games, Pokemon Red & Green. In this version, the main character gets a Pikachu instead of a useful starter Pokemon. This game attempts to follow the anime somewhat, and is pretty fun. Probably the most annoying aspect of this game is how your Pokemon treats you like garbage, refuses to stay in the Pokeball, and doesn't evolve.

Description quiz:
A) Have you ever tried kiwi (the fruit)?
B) List 3 good reasons why Felix The Cat would make a decent cameo in a Pokemon game.
C) How many Clefables do you need to stack on one another in order to make a chain to Mercury?
D) Yeah, Mercury. You thought I was gonna say Neptune or something? Nah, we're going the other way this time.
E) Which Pokemon would you elect President of teh World?

Sunday, September 3, 2017

VGA Chronicles Education Hour Preview



Greetings, and welcome to VGA Chronicles Education Hour. I'm your host, VGA Chronicles Education Hour Professor Guy. Are you interested in learning knowledge? The world is a fascinating place. For example, did you know that fungi eat trees? This is a new series, related to teaching complex curriculum to newly hatched students of the new enlightenment of the millennium.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

1942 insane edition



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Quiz:
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?

Tha19nks42 fo1942r 1942ing 1942.