Friday, March 23, 2018

Gex 3: Deep Pocket Gecko (GBC)



Gex 3: Deep Pocket Gecko (1999) is an improvement over the last Game Boy Gex game, but not too much. Looking for a bad time? Good, cause that's all you'll get from Gex.

geck quizz:
1) What's a weigh, and how much does it gecko?
2) Sell me car insurance.
3) jk, frig off, bro.
4) (Rare event! Insert question here, via comments, and win a fake prize!)
5) Are Gex games bad, or am I just VGA Chron Guy?

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

SkiFree (Windows)



SkiFree (1991) for Windows. Guess what? The game is still free and you can still ski.

Download the game here:
https://ski.ihoc.net/#download

Skiing Quiz:
1) Why doesn't Mario use skis in Super Mario Bros 5?
2) What kind of STDs did Yoshi acquire after his abusive relationship with Mega Man?
3) Name 1 good game that features Sumerian jazz-fusion lyrics.
4) Divide Kirby by Samus Aran, then proceed to multiply by Metal Gear Solid. Make sure you carry the 1.
5) Will you play SkiFree now? 🎿

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Friday, March 9, 2018

REVIEW:REVIEW:REVIEW: Apple



VGA reviews a review of a review of an apple.

Apple Quizzlette:
Ap) apple?
pple) apples, apples?
A) What is "apple"?
p) To apple or not to apple. THAT is the apple.
PLE) Plz give apple.

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles, I guess.

Friday, March 2, 2018

Blockout (MS-DOS)



Blockout (1989) is a puzzle game for MS-DOS. In short, this game is Tetris in 3D, from a bird's eye view. The controls are strange and overall the game isn't very fun. I'm not sure how this game could be made better, as the concept itself is entirely too ridiculous. On top of that, the game has no music! What a ripoff. Still, props to the people who had the guts to make such a hard Tetris variant.

Description quiz:
A) Tetris vs Columns: Which is better?
B) There's a rumor going around that Tetris has been ripped off too many times.
C) How many more videos until VGA Chronicles Guy runs out of survey question ideas?
E) You're in an alley. You have 5 Yoshi eggs. 3 hatch, but 4 remain. Suddenly, Super Mario appears out of nowhere and throws 10 fire balls at you. If 17 Luigis block the fireballs, while 2 Pikachus and 60 Samus Arans take control of the situation, how many Bowsers are in the alley by 3 p.m.?

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