VGA Chronscape Guy

VGA Chronicles Guy plays OSRS (Old School RuneScape) with friends. After creating an intense character, VGA travels to Varrock to embark on an epic quest. Watch as VGA and company destroy the life of another player, via PvP, without any mercy whatsoever. Long live RuneScape ethics!

Description quiz:
A) Who is your favorite RuneScape NPC and why?
B) How many RuneScape polygons does it take to screw in a square light bulb?
C) How many bad jokes cann you count on VGA Chronicles?
D) If Mario impregnates Sonic, and Princess Peach is juggling 7 apples while balancing on a Game Boy, how many times can Donkey Kong count all his bananas before Mega Man gets home from his date with Spider-Man? Hint: Factor in Spider-Man's webbings with Yoshi's egg yolks. Show your work.
D-2) What kind of Mario are you and how do you do the things you do?
8) Name at least 1 character from the Super Mario franchise without looking at any in-game manuals or in-game graphics.

VGA 'N Friends: Galaga - Demons of Death (NES)

Galaga - Demons of Death (1988) is a port of an arcade game known as Galaga. Unlike games like Gradius, Galaga is a fixed shooter, similar to Space Invaders. You play as a spaceship attempting to shoot only about three missiles at a time towards gigantic flies, crabs, and lobsters. Sometimes the lobsters try to use tractor beams on you - watch out! Apparently all these enemies are the demons in outer space and you play as one who is trying to destroy them all. Uncommon of a shooter, this game is actually fun.

Description quiz:
1) What's the square root of a banana?
2) What kind of Pokemon are you and how do you do the things you do?
3a)What's your favorite kind of Pokeball?
5) Which game universe would you choose to live in if you had to choose?
5b) Who did Super Mario take to court for vandalism in 2002?

VGA 'N Friends: Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (NES)

Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (1992) is the sequel to Gargoyle's Quest 1. I haven't played the first one yet, but I can tell you that this game is hard as hell and somewhat misleading. It starts off as an RPG, then throws you into difficult platforming. Thank balls there isn't a timer. Anyways, you have to climb on walls and jump around. You shoot fireballs at enemy, kind of like Mario. But enemies respawn like no tomorrow and they can attack you through walls! What the fuck! I don't actually recommend this game, but it's not that bad. Just requires time and patience, like any game in the Ghosts 'N Goblins series.

Personality test:
A) What Mario is the real Mario?
B) Name at least 6 Bird-type Pokemon from Gold or Ruby versions, specifically.
C) Name 5 characters from Pokemon Z.
D) Define "Mushroom".

VGA 'N Friends: Super Mario Bros. 2 (Famicom Disk System)

Super Mario Bros. 2 (1986), also known as Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels in the USA, is the sequel to the original platforming game Super Mario Bros. This game is hard as a ballsack. Some of the mushrooms are toxic, there's more enemies, and the levels are cluttered with unjumpable gaps at times. Although this game is intense, I recommend it to anyone who enjoys challenging platformers. It's one of those platformers where you definitely have to invest time into the game.

Worth-your-time survey:
2) Why is Kirby pink? For that matter, why is he any color at all? Why is he not transparent/clear?
3) Which Final Fantasy is the FINAL fantasy for you?
4) When you play Pokemon Red, you get 10 Pikachus. Why?
5) Define "super jump".

VGA 'N Friends: Chess4All - bigwizard vs Forlifemyass

Finally, after a long and painful setup over the course of two days, the chess match begins. Who will win? VGA Chronicles Guy (bigwizard) or VGA Chronicle Guy's Friend (Forlifemyass)? Who knows? Press the like button and subscribe to find out.

Video survey:
1) Who won for real?
2) Do you think cheating in games is an acceptable course of action?
3) Why do Slugma hang out with ducks?
4) How many rare candies does it take to send a Snorlax to the moon?
6) If you were Super Mario, would you jump on a goomba, kick a Koopa shell, or kiss a peach?