Tetris 2 (NES)

Tetris 2 (1993) is Tetris like never before. In this version of the game, your aim is to clear colors, rather than lines. Upon first playing it, I didn't even have a clue on what I was doing wrong. Enjoy.

Passive-Aggressive Tetris Exam:
1) What's a Tetris and how much does it weigh?
A) How many hashtags does it take to screw up another BS VGAchron question you won't read or answer?
7) Still reading this, huh?
83) Okay, fine. You're the one guy who reads the descriptions.
#) Happy now?

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles.

1942 insane edition

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Quiz:
1942) 1942?
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pkmn TCG - dellux verson

Huh? What happened..?

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QUIZ TYME:
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Pokemon Trading Card Game (GBC)

Pokemon Trading Card Game (2000) is a card battle game for Game Boy Color. This is the first GB game I ever owned on cartridge. It's pretty fun, and mostly easy if you are good at the card game in real life. The cards featured are from several of the first ever WOTC sets. Some cards are exclusive to this game, and others can only be obtained via infrared Card Popping with friends who have both the game and a compatible Gameboy. If you're interested in the Pokemon TCG, but not so much invested into card collecting, buy/play this game for a satisfactory introduction to the Pokemon collectible card game. Enjoy.

Cringe quiz:
A) On a scale of 1 to cringe, how was the quality of this video?
B) Who's your favorite starter in Pokemon Red/Blue?
O) How many Pokemon Trading Card Game cards are there in the entire universe (taking extraterrestrial life in consideration)? Show your work.
D) How many Pokemon Trading Card Game cartridges exist on the planet right now?
H) How does Geodude's Castle factor into the Ash Ketchum Pokemon Coma Theory?

1942 (NES)

1942 (1986) is a vertical scrolling shooter game for the NES, originally an arcade game by Capcom. In this game, you are a fighting air craft that shoots projectiles at other air crafts. Some of the enemies shoot back! You cannot take damage in a game like this without dying. This is one of those games where time is of the essence. That means it takes time to develop an essence of ability to play this game. Enjoy the video, person.

Description quiz:
A) Why is the game titled 1942?
B) How many buckets of sand does it take to fry an egg in Mario's house?
C) Pikachu has 3 pales of lettuce, while Dodrio has 72 gallons of wine. How many gallons of wine does Dodrio have?
D) Count to 1942 without stopping (except to breathe, sleep, pee, eat, etcetera).
E) How many Digimon died in the making of this game? Was there a lawsuit? Why/why not? True or False?

Lego Racers 2 (GBA)

Lego Racers 2 (2001) for the Gameboy Advance is the sorry sequel to Lego Racers. The controls on this game aren't that great. This game plays as if Super Mario Kart were ripped off and then combined with an unproductive RPG. The characters in Story Mode will bore you to tears with their horrid, time-wasting dialogue as you endure more of Lego's forced lore. All you wanna do is race karts, but you have to play it like a board game first and find the right person to challenge.

Public quiz:
1) Why does Lego insist on forcing lore upon us?
2) How many Lego sets do you own?
3) Name your favorite NES game for the Sega Genesis.
3) If three triangles attend Mario's house party, how many Sonic the Hedgehogs does it take to cut a Donkey Kong some slack?
3) What happens when you mix Mega Bloks and Legos? (Hint: Divide by zero)

Lego Racers GBC (Full Video)

Lego Racers (2000) for the Game Boy Color. It's a game that pretends to be 3D, but it isn't! The controls are difficult, and it's pretty bare bones. It's got Legos in it, though.

Survey:
1) How many Marios does it take to screw in a light bulb? Show your work.
2) Solve the equation: If 2 + 2 = 4, then Red Lego Brick + Yoshi = ?
3) What's the square root of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part II)

Part 2 of the epicness of Lego Racers 2 (GBA version). I can't seem to figure out what to do in this game. Is it an RPG? It's acting like an RPG that mated with a racing game. Hmmm... ok time for another shot.

Poll: Who is the greatest pokemon?
A) Mario
B) Pekachu*
C) Captain Redbeard (Lego Racers for GBC)
D) Luigia

* = From a specific game.

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part I)

Lego Racers 2 (for the GameBoy Advance) is a game all about NPCs and bizarre racing challenges. Is it just me, or is this just another ripoff of Mario Kart? Oh well. Let's see how dangerous this game is.

Description quiz:
1) What's your favorite lego brick?
2) How many legos have you avoided buying?
3) Is your house constructed of legos or mega bloks?
4) How do you feel about a Pokemon+Lego collaboration?
5) Is it easy to be green?

Playing Yoshi on the NES

It's time to play something that isn't Tetris. Yoshi (also known as 'Mario & Yoshi' or 'Yoshi's Egg') is something kinda like Tetris on the NES. What's so fun about this game? Matching tiles, timing drops, and hatching baby yoshis!

Question of the day: Have you ever had scrambled Yoshi eggs? Comment your answer below.

Other questions:

• Is yoshi a man or a woman?
• Is Mario aware of what's going on in the Mushroom Kingdom?
• Waluigi has 3 eggs. Daisy has 9. How many eggs does a goomba have on a train to Detroit with 6 Boos and a Baby Bowser?
• How many Pokemon does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Lego Racers GBC, Part 2

VGA Chronicles Guy attempts to be the best Lego racer imaginable. Will he succeed? Maybe. But he needs your support.

Video quiz:
1) What was your favorite track (so far)?
2) How did Lego Racers make you feel?
3) Would you ever consider being genetically fused with legos if it could make you immortal?
4) Solve this equation: (SNES x GB) / sqrt(PS1) - GBA = ???

Lego Racers GBC, Part 1

Some fabulous footage of Lego Racers for the GameBoy Color, brought to you by VGA Chronicles.

Description survey:
A) What kind of pet(s) do you own?
B) What's the most exotic object you have ever crafted from legos or mega bloks?
C) What's the square root of 784?