Skeletonbike Part 2 (NES) SVGA Chron

(Part 2) Skeletonbike, based off of Excitebike (1985). What can really be said here, other than "spooky"? It's Excitebike, but everyone is a skeleton. :D

Spoopy Quiz 3:
9) What's your favorite Halloween Food?
0) What's your favorite Thanksgiving Candy?
2) Pronounce "aluminium".
1) How many fingers am I holding up? Prove it. Show your work. Carry the 1.
0) They did surgery on a grape.

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Skeletonbike Part 1 (NES) SVGA Chron

Skeletonbike is a ROM hack based on Excitebike (1985) for the NES. The way the game looks in this video is not the intended result by the hacker who made it.

Skeleton Time:
1) What is a skeleton, and how much does it way?
Be) vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting __________.
3) Is it Halloween everyday if you're a goth?
100) For 5 extra points, name 10 Mario power-ups featured in FIFA.
6) Which character would you DIE to see wear the Super Crown?

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Ghoul School (NES) SVGA Chron

Ghoul School (1992) is a poorly aged/poorly birthed game-thing where you're a punk rock kid in a school filled with overpowered creatures and no guidance whatsoever. The game is basically impossible, and for 1992 there is no excuse for why it was even put out for the NES.

Info time:
A) Have you ever been spooked?
H) What was it like?
H) Say "oof" ten times fast.
H) RIP Luigi Mario, 1983 - 2018
H) Divide a ghost by the square root of a skeleton.
!) What kind of Pokemon are you and how do you make an omelette?

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1989) was a game created by someone about some book. There was a guy known as The Angry Video Game Nerd who brought attention to the greatness of this game, making the game prosperous in the 1700's. You're some guy that has an anger management problem, and you go around town bullying people into submission, causing you to turn into a rabid fire-breathing cannibal or something. Not sure. Needs more analysis, but I think I'm pretty close.

Angry quiz:
A) How many lizards does it take to fill up a canyon?
N) Name 5 Crayola crayon colors that you wish existed.
G) Do some math and show your work.
R) Why sonic blue? He sad?
Y) Tell me something interesting. Free bonus credit points.

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Dr. Chaos (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Chaos (1988) is a thing on the NES where you walk around in a weird house and do stuff, with some obstacles in the way and some rooms that lead to other rooms. Eventually, you get out of the house or something, I don't know. I was very confused and disoriented when I played this RPG.

Thing time:
1) What kind of things do you do when you wanna do things?
G) What is this game about?
6) Give me 5 good reasons why Sonic is better than Pac-Man.
2) Which Pokemon guest-starred on Survivor in 1993?
97) Divide Weepinbell by Shadow the Hedgehog. Carry the 1. Add 7, then divide by 16.

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felix nes - padded room edition

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Felix's NES-based World

Felix The Cat (1992) is a game for NES. It features Felix, a cat, who has a magical bag. In this platformer, Felix gains power-ups that enable more of his magical ability. It is not known what type of cat Felix is. I recommend this game to anyone who is looking for a good time.

Quick Survey:
1) Why hasn't anyone ever heard of Felix The Cat?
2) How many remakes of SMB2 do we need starring Felix?
3) Why didn't Lego Felix premiere last year for the Game Boy Advance?
4) If Felix is so great, why is he a cat? Furthermore, why did Looney Tunes reject him?

1942 insane edition

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Quiz:
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
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Gex: Enter The Gecko (GBC)

Gex: Enter the Gecko (1998) is a horrid platformer for the Game Boy Color. You're a gecko, traversing levels with the most frustrating controls possible. Everything's out to get you in this game. Nothing makes any sense. This game is so uninspiring to write about.

Rage Test:
1) R u mad?
2) Sally takes 700 caterpillars from Billy. How many rare bananas does Jake have?
3) Why doesn't Mario use the Super Boots on Level 10 of MegaLuigi Bros 5?
D) How many square dots fit into a cucumber?

Lego Bionicle (GBA)

Lego Bionicle (2001) is an overhead action RPG set in the Bionicle universe. Bionicle is a strange series of stories by Lego with lots of invented words and forced lore. It doesn't at all feel natural, yet the Lego models themselves do look interesting. Instead of playing as one of the cool tall models, you play as one of the cheap short models. You're basically this Lego robot thing on an island of others like you, throwing fruit at monsters in caves from a topdown-isometric-pseudo 3D perspective. As one who considers himself still fresh to Lego games, I found this game to be fun and even worth playing again. It has many RPG qualities that mix well with the action-based nature of the game.

International Survey:
1) Why don't Bionicle wear pants? Does this not affect censorship or the FCC?
2) Is the FDA preventing Nintendo from releasing Super Mario-themed meat loaf? Show your work.
4) Describe, in graphic detail, how Bionicles mate.
72) If Yoshi and Pikachu have a son together named Ryu, and Spyro lays 694 eggs within a span of 200 years, while the Nintendo NX released Pokemon Rainbow Nebula, there's still a chance Bernie can win, click here to find out.

1942 (NES)

1942 (1986) is a vertical scrolling shooter game for the NES, originally an arcade game by Capcom. In this game, you are a fighting air craft that shoots projectiles at other air crafts. Some of the enemies shoot back! You cannot take damage in a game like this without dying. This is one of those games where time is of the essence. That means it takes time to develop an essence of ability to play this game. Enjoy the video, person.

Description quiz:
A) Why is the game titled 1942?
B) How many buckets of sand does it take to fry an egg in Mario's house?
C) Pikachu has 3 pales of lettuce, while Dodrio has 72 gallons of wine. How many gallons of wine does Dodrio have?
D) Count to 1942 without stopping (except to breathe, sleep, pee, eat, etcetera).
E) How many Digimon died in the making of this game? Was there a lawsuit? Why/why not? True or False?

VGA 'N Friends: Galaga - Demons of Death (NES)

Galaga - Demons of Death (1988) is a port of an arcade game known as Galaga. Unlike games like Gradius, Galaga is a fixed shooter, similar to Space Invaders. You play as a spaceship attempting to shoot only about three missiles at a time towards gigantic flies, crabs, and lobsters. Sometimes the lobsters try to use tractor beams on you - watch out! Apparently all these enemies are the demons in outer space and you play as one who is trying to destroy them all. Uncommon of a shooter, this game is actually fun.

Description quiz:
1) What's the square root of a banana?
2) What kind of Pokemon are you and how do you do the things you do?
3a)What's your favorite kind of Pokeball?
5) Which game universe would you choose to live in if you had to choose?
5b) Who did Super Mario take to court for vandalism in 2002?

VGA 'N Friends: Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (NES)

Gargoyle's Quest 2 - The Demon Darkness (1992) is the sequel to Gargoyle's Quest 1. I haven't played the first one yet, but I can tell you that this game is hard as hell and somewhat misleading. It starts off as an RPG, then throws you into difficult platforming. Thank balls there isn't a timer. Anyways, you have to climb on walls and jump around. You shoot fireballs at enemy, kind of like Mario. But enemies respawn like no tomorrow and they can attack you through walls! What the fuck! I don't actually recommend this game, but it's not that bad. Just requires time and patience, like any game in the Ghosts 'N Goblins series.

Personality test:
A) What Mario is the real Mario?
B) Name at least 6 Bird-type Pokemon from Gold or Ruby versions, specifically.
C) Name 5 characters from Pokemon Z.
D) Define "Mushroom".

VGA 'N Friends: Super Mario Bros. 2 (Famicom Disk System)

Super Mario Bros. 2 (1986), also known as Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels in the USA, is the sequel to the original platforming game Super Mario Bros. This game is hard as a ballsack. Some of the mushrooms are toxic, there's more enemies, and the levels are cluttered with unjumpable gaps at times. Although this game is intense, I recommend it to anyone who enjoys challenging platformers. It's one of those platformers where you definitely have to invest time into the game.

Worth-your-time survey:
2) Why is Kirby pink? For that matter, why is he any color at all? Why is he not transparent/clear?
3) Which Final Fantasy is the FINAL fantasy for you?
4) When you play Pokemon Red, you get 10 Pikachus. Why?
5) Define "super jump".

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures GBA (Full Video)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures for GBA was supposed to be a game which stood with the phenomenal, influential Cabela's game series. But it's lame. The console and PC versions of this game were released in 2004, despite the game having 2005 in the title. More proof that Cabela's was ahead of its time.

POST-VIDEO TEST:
1) When is wabbit season?
2) Divide 7 by 0. Now add 10. Determine how many cells is in the body of number 10. Now take 10 and multiply it by 12.3. Put the end result in a hypotonic solution and record the final result. Show your work: True or False?
5) What's a Cabela?
8) How many deer live in Pennsylvania right now? Cite your sources.

Dinosaur GBC (Full Video)

Dinosaur (2000) for GBC. Personally, if you ask me, this game is hard. I wouldn't play it again even if you asked me to. It's just not a fair game and it's too easy to screw up completely. I'd rather play Gex again.

Description quiz:
A) How many electrons does a hydrogen atom have when it is bonded with oxygen?
B) Which cell organelle synthesizes proteins?
C) Why is Mario's suit green and Luigi's purple?
D) What year did Kirby marry Yoshi and who was considered the bride? Also, name the SNES/GameCube game that features this cherished event.

That Other Bionicle Game for GBA (Full Video)

This is the Bionicle GBA port from 2003. It is a difficult game. Not sure what the story is. I never understood Bionicle lore. This game is hard, it's not a turn-based RPG. I don't know if I can play this again. I can, but I don't know if I want to. I might, but I might also not. :/

Final Exam:
1) Why do so many people hate Bionicle for GBA, especially me?
2) How many Legos can you fit into a crab carcass before sundown if you start an hour late?
3) How can this game possibly be enjoyed?
4) How many grams of cellulose was used to construct Mario from Paper Mario for the Nintendo 63?

Cabela's 2005 Adventures GBA (Part 2)

(Part 2) Cabela's 2005 continued. Nothing improved, and I'm more disappointed than ever. I can't believe I'm playing this game in this video - this is time I'll never get back. I didn't get to shoot anything in the last video. Odds are I won't get to shoot anything in this one. Only time will tell.

Ultra survey:
A) If 10 deer reside in a field in Pennsylvania while entertaining a neighborhood ram, what are the chances that a bear will come barging in drunk with a half-full keg and a chainsaw?
B) Define "Super Mario Brothers" and choose a real-world example. Multiply that example by 74 and give Luigi a muffin. Now prank Bowser.
C) List all the 1D games you play.

Cabela's 2005 Adventures GBA (Part 1)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures (2005) for the Gameboy Advance is a long title for a game with a shortened value of fun. This is a hunting simulation, but it's not fun. It's pretty lame. Not the Cabela's that I remember, I tell you what. You might not want to rent or buy this game.

Easy quiz:
A) What did Mario do to Misty and Ash in episode 708 of Pokemon and how many times did he do it?
B) Define "deer in Pennsylvania".
3) Have you ever gotten mad at the dog from Duck Hunt when he laughed at you for failing to shoot an 8bit duck with a light gun?
F) How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bear?
X) If Kirby is dead, and Mario inherits Dream Land, why doesn't Psyduck just take an aspirin and call the police on Geno? For that matter, where is Megaman and why hasn't he defeated Princess Peach in 1v1?

Dinosaur GBC (Part 2)

(Part 2) Just VGA Chron Guy trying to play a crazy game about dinosaurs. If this is a dinosaur game, why are half the characters monkeys? Wtf, Disney. Use some logic. Monkeys aren't dinosaurs, thier're homo sapiens.

SURVEY TIME:
1) Favorite... beer?
2) Favorite way to eat chicken.
3) Favorite Power Ranger.
4) Favorite VGA Chronicles episode? :D