Lego Bionicle (GBA)

Lego Bionicle (2001) is an overhead action RPG set in the Bionicle universe. Bionicle is a strange series of stories by Lego with lots of invented words and forced lore. It doesn't at all feel natural, yet the Lego models themselves do look interesting. Instead of playing as one of the cool tall models, you play as one of the cheap short models. You're basically this Lego robot thing on an island of others like you, throwing fruit at monsters in caves from a topdown-isometric-pseudo 3D perspective. As one who considers himself still fresh to Lego games, I found this game to be fun and even worth playing again. It has many RPG qualities that mix well with the action-based nature of the game.

International Survey:
1) Why don't Bionicle wear pants? Does this not affect censorship or the FCC?
2) Is the FDA preventing Nintendo from releasing Super Mario-themed meat loaf? Show your work.
4) Describe, in graphic detail, how Bionicles mate.
72) If Yoshi and Pikachu have a son together named Ryu, and Spyro lays 694 eggs within a span of 200 years, while the Nintendo NX released Pokemon Rainbow Nebula, there's still a chance Bernie can win, click here to find out.

Lego Racers 2 (GBA)

Lego Racers 2 (2001) for the Gameboy Advance is the sorry sequel to Lego Racers. The controls on this game aren't that great. This game plays as if Super Mario Kart were ripped off and then combined with an unproductive RPG. The characters in Story Mode will bore you to tears with their horrid, time-wasting dialogue as you endure more of Lego's forced lore. All you wanna do is race karts, but you have to play it like a board game first and find the right person to challenge.

Public quiz:
1) Why does Lego insist on forcing lore upon us?
2) How many Lego sets do you own?
3) Name your favorite NES game for the Sega Genesis.
3) If three triangles attend Mario's house party, how many Sonic the Hedgehogs does it take to cut a Donkey Kong some slack?
3) What happens when you mix Mega Bloks and Legos? (Hint: Divide by zero)

That Other Bionicle Game for GBA (Full Video)

This is the Bionicle GBA port from 2003. It is a difficult game. Not sure what the story is. I never understood Bionicle lore. This game is hard, it's not a turn-based RPG. I don't know if I can play this again. I can, but I don't know if I want to. I might, but I might also not. :/

Final Exam:
1) Why do so many people hate Bionicle for GBA, especially me?
2) How many Legos can you fit into a crab carcass before sundown if you start an hour late?
3) How can this game possibly be enjoyed?
4) How many grams of cellulose was used to construct Mario from Paper Mario for the Nintendo 63?

Lego Racers GBC (Full Video)

Lego Racers (2000) for the Game Boy Color. It's a game that pretends to be 3D, but it isn't! The controls are difficult, and it's pretty bare bones. It's got Legos in it, though.

Survey:
1) How many Marios does it take to screw in a light bulb? Show your work.
2) Solve the equation: If 2 + 2 = 4, then Red Lego Brick + Yoshi = ?
3) What's the square root of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

That other Bionicle game (Part 2)

Part 2: Bionicle Lego models look cool, but the lore is incredibly forced. No one understands what is going on in this series. I just bought these Legos because I couldn't afford Gundam model imports as a teenager.

A simple survey:
A) Who honestly played this game and enjoyed it?
B) What's your favorite Nintendo 63 game?
3) Luigi + Hydrogen + Radium = ?
D) Name a game worse than this one.

That other Bionicle game (Part 1)

Bionicle (2003) is a game based on Legos. It's about these robot-like things made out of Legos and they live on an island, but there are some bad ones and they get mad and fight the good ones. So some of the good ones are stronger so they fight the bad ones. You play as a good one.

Description quiz:
1) Define "bionicle" in simple terms.
3) Why doesn't this game make sense?
4) Why did Shigeru Miyamuto take the Super Mushrom out of SMB1?
5) This game sucks. (True / False)

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 3)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Super Test:
1) What is (% + @) ?
2) Name 5 types of Zeldas.
3) Which Pokemon was sent to the Shadow Realm in Pokemon Red?
4) Name 5 Ancient Egyptians that contributed to building the Great Wall of China.

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 2)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Personality survey:
1) Name 1 character from the Mario franchise without looking it up.
1b) Name 1 character from The Odyssey.
2) In a sentence with less than 20 words, but more than 300, explain what life is in the language of an Egyptian bumble bee.
7) Why do Pokemon 'faint'?

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 1)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Description quiz:
A) What's your favorite anime?
B) What animal do you WISH could breathe fire?
C) How many molecules of water have you consumed in your entire life?
D) How do you get out of the Forest of Illusion in SMW?
E) What is up with Yoshi?

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part II)

Part 2 of the epicness of Lego Racers 2 (GBA version). I can't seem to figure out what to do in this game. Is it an RPG? It's acting like an RPG that mated with a racing game. Hmmm... ok time for another shot.

Poll: Who is the greatest pokemon?
A) Mario
B) Pekachu*
C) Captain Redbeard (Lego Racers for GBC)
D) Luigia

* = From a specific game.

Lego Racers 2 GBA (Part I)

Lego Racers 2 (for the GameBoy Advance) is a game all about NPCs and bizarre racing challenges. Is it just me, or is this just another ripoff of Mario Kart? Oh well. Let's see how dangerous this game is.

Description quiz:
1) What's your favorite lego brick?
2) How many legos have you avoided buying?
3) Is your house constructed of legos or mega bloks?
4) How do you feel about a Pokemon+Lego collaboration?
5) Is it easy to be green?

Lego Racers GBC, Part 2

VGA Chronicles Guy attempts to be the best Lego racer imaginable. Will he succeed? Maybe. But he needs your support.

Video quiz:
1) What was your favorite track (so far)?
2) How did Lego Racers make you feel?
3) Would you ever consider being genetically fused with legos if it could make you immortal?
4) Solve this equation: (SNES x GB) / sqrt(PS1) - GBA = ???

Lego Racers GBC, Part 1

Some fabulous footage of Lego Racers for the GameBoy Color, brought to you by VGA Chronicles.

Description survey:
A) What kind of pet(s) do you own?
B) What's the most exotic object you have ever crafted from legos or mega bloks?
C) What's the square root of 784?