Sunday, October 29, 2017

Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (GBC) SVGA Chron



Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (1999) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Mario Quiz:
1) How does Mario stay clean after travelling through the sewers?
2) When will Princess Toadstool admit she's banging Bowser?
3) When will she admit her surname is disgusting?
4) When will Luigi admit he's banging Toad on the side?
5) When will Wario admit he's banging Toad on the side?
6) When will Link admit he's banging Toad on the side?
7) How many NES's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
8) If Wario is dead, and Mario is juggling 18 Goombas, how many Tetris blocks fall from the sky into the Atlantic Ocean at 3:33 AM?

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Tetris DX (GBC) SVGA Chron



Tetris DX (1998) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Blocky Survey:
T) What's your highest score in Tetris?
S) What's your favorite puzzle game (on any platform)?
Z) What do you think of NASA's plan to colonize Mars with dogs by 2020?
J) How many ducks can you fit in the shell of a N64? The shell of a Game Boy? A condom?
L) List some possibilities or explain some scenarios that would happen if Tetris was a real life weather phenomenon.
O) If the market could be tapped, in theory how many billions could be made off of Tetris XXX?
I) Which tetromino do you wish would show up more often in the game?

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Friday, October 27, 2017

The Legend of Super VGA Chronicles Guy (9-8-17)



A new series has begun: Shortly after the first ever live stream, and followed by the 10 year anniversary stream, VGA Chron guy has inherited super powers! Now, live streams are officially ran by SVGA Chron Guy, as VGA Chron has officially gone public with his new found powers. Here's the live stream from 9-8-17.

The following Game Boy games were played successfully: Baby T-rex, Super Mario Bros. DX, Hamster Club - Awasete Chuu, Top Gear Pocket, Wario Land II, and Tetris DX. Enjoy!

SVGA quiz:
A) Name 1 super hero from the Marvel/DC/Anime universes that can defeat Super VGA Chron Guy. Hint: There is not a single one. All are weak and powerless compared to SVGA.
B) In SVGA Chron Guy Adventures, Issue #314, when SVGA defeats Sanic the Heej Hoog, how many 1-Up shrooms does Mario sell to SVGA on page 15?
C) SVGA has many super powers. One of them is the ability to manipulate tetrominos in a super precise and effective way. Another is the ability to always win at video games, especially ones that are 8-bit or 16-bit. Can you name 9 more powers that Super VGA Chron Guy has?
D) Who is SVGA's arch nemesis?
E) What do YOU think? How was the first episode of Super VGA Chronicles? :)

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Hamster Club - Awasete Chuu (GBC) SVGA Chron



Hamster Club - Awasete Chuu (2000) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Confusing Quiz:
1) How many hamsters does it take to screw in a hamster into a light bulb socket?
1) How many hamsters does it take to power a city?
1) How many hamsters can fit inside of a pickle jar?
1) How many hamsters?
1) How many hamsters does it take to impress a date?
1) How many hamsters can fit into an area the size of a human? Asking for a friend. Extra credit for this one.
1) How many hamsters exist, ever?
1) Define "hamster".

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles!

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Friday, October 20, 2017

VGA Chronicles 10 Year Anniversary Live Stream (9-1-17)



VGA Chronicles celebrates 10 Years of being on the air! Hip hip HOORAY! Games featured: Dr. Mario, Dr. Mario Crystal Clear, Puyo Puyo, and Poké Tetris.

VGA on Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Question Time!:
0) What's a puyo?
0b) Name 5 characters from Tetris that also made cameo appearances in the Madden game franchise.
0c) Which level of GTA 7 can Dr. Mario be found in?
2) If you have 2 Donkey Kongs locked in a room with you, how many doctors will you see in a span of 3 years?
0e) Divide 7 by 2. Multiply by 3. Divide that number by 72 and carry one digit over to the other side. How many apples does Mario have if it's Sunday and Sanic the Hej Hawg is going too fast?
z) Is Dr. Mario a qualified doctor?

Friday, October 13, 2017

VGA Chronscape Guy



VGA Chronicles Guy plays OSRS (Old School RuneScape) with friends. After creating an intense character, VGA travels to Varrock to embark on an epic quest. Watch as VGA and company destroy the life of another player, via PvP, without any mercy whatsoever. Long live RuneScape ethics!

Description quiz:
A) Who is your favorite RuneScape NPC and why?
B) How many RuneScape polygons does it take to screw in a square light bulb?
C) How many bad jokes cann you count on VGA Chronicles?
D) If Mario impregnates Sonic, and Princess Peach is juggling 7 apples while balancing on a Game Boy, how many times can Donkey Kong count all his bananas before Mega Man gets home from his date with Spider-Man? Hint: Factor in Spider-Man's webbings with Yoshi's egg yolks. Show your work.
D-2) What kind of Mario are you and how do you do the things you do?
8) Name at least 1 character from the Super Mario franchise without looking at any in-game manuals or in-game graphics.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Dr. Mario (NES) SVGA Chron



Dr. Mario (1990) for NES. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

Medical Survey:
A) Where does Dr. Mario get all of his pills?
B) Name at least 3 episodes of ER in which Dr. Mario made a cameo appearance.
C) Why did Dr. Donkey Kong for the ZX Spectrum flop in 1992?
D) Explain the chemical composition of the Blue/Yellow pill's contents.
E) What real world viruses are the game's viruses based off of?
F) How many fingers am I holding up?
G) Correct. 1. But which one?
H) List off the 5 items of a healthy, nutritious breakfast.
I) Vaccinations for Tetris Syndrome cause psychosis (True or False).

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles!

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Friday, October 6, 2017

VGA Live Stream (8-28-17) - Tetris NES (Nintendo & Tengen)



To celebrate one year of activity, VGA Chron Guy did a live stream! What game? Tetris, of course. Watch as VGA tries to top his score in both Nintendo and Tengen Tetris, both for the NES!

VGA on Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles

Public Survey:
1) When you were a kid, which Tetromino did you dream of being when you grew up?
3) How many eggs can you fit in a single blender?
5) List 3 puzzle games that you think would have a better chance in Hollywood than Tetris would. Hint: There are no other choices; Tetris is the only one.
6) What's a Tengen? How do you make it go away?
8) How many Atari 2600's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Monday, October 2, 2017

Poké Tetris (NES) SVGA Chron



Poké Tetris (aka Pikachu) is a bootleg Tengen Tetris clone for NES. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/1/17.

Tetris Quiz 4000:
1) How many Pikachus does it take to screw a tetromino into a lightbulb socket? Divide your answer by 2, sit down, take a deep breath, and play Minecraft for 6 hours. Now multiply your answer by 7, buy 10 Luigis on the black market, and drive Sonic to a Sonic. Show your work.
bee) Name at least 93 characters from Tetris that made cameo appearances in Donkey Kong, Sonic 4, and Puyo Pop. Note: Only MSX, Game Boy, and Wonderswan ports are allowed.
3a) In which countries is Tetris illegal and why was Tetris never released for the SNES in 2006?
6) It is rumored that Tetris almost appeared in the prototype of Super Smash Bros., but the Tetris Company pulled this character before development proceeded. Name 218 reasons why this was the case. Divide your answer by 0.

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles!

Discord: https://discord.gg/yzSdrwH
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles