Lego Bionicle (GBA)

Lego Bionicle (2001) is an overhead action RPG set in the Bionicle universe. Bionicle is a strange series of stories by Lego with lots of invented words and forced lore. It doesn't at all feel natural, yet the Lego models themselves do look interesting. Instead of playing as one of the cool tall models, you play as one of the cheap short models. You're basically this Lego robot thing on an island of others like you, throwing fruit at monsters in caves from a topdown-isometric-pseudo 3D perspective. As one who considers himself still fresh to Lego games, I found this game to be fun and even worth playing again. It has many RPG qualities that mix well with the action-based nature of the game.

International Survey:
1) Why don't Bionicle wear pants? Does this not affect censorship or the FCC?
2) Is the FDA preventing Nintendo from releasing Super Mario-themed meat loaf? Show your work.
4) Describe, in graphic detail, how Bionicles mate.
72) If Yoshi and Pikachu have a son together named Ryu, and Spyro lays 694 eggs within a span of 200 years, while the Nintendo NX released Pokemon Rainbow Nebula, there's still a chance Bernie can win, click here to find out.

Need For Speed Carbon - Own The City (GBA)

Need For Speed Carbon: Own The City (2006) for Game Boy Advance is a game that involves driving fast on roads. In this game, you are a guy suffering from amnesia after a car accident. Right away, some strange people scoop you up and demand to train you to start racing. This game is insane; the controls are terrible and the plot is confusing. It's one of the later Need For Speed games on GBA, so I am doubting the earlier games were better. Not recommended.

Survey:
1) Who is "Need" and how does he relate to "For Speed"?
2) Who is Homes? Where does his character come into play and is he the protagonist of the Carbon series?
3) On a scale of 1 to 50,000 brazil nuts, how would you rate this game in comparison to Mario's rating? Note: You have to also rate Mario.
4) Why isn't Mario in this game?
5) If you have 10 Marios and you lose 12, how many Luigis are born from Yoshi eggs per second?
6) If it's raining in Dream Land, what mathematical equation is needed to allow Kirby to progress towards MegaMan 8's Emerald Zone Act 1?

Lego Racers 2 (GBA)

Lego Racers 2 (2001) for the Gameboy Advance is the sorry sequel to Lego Racers. The controls on this game aren't that great. This game plays as if Super Mario Kart were ripped off and then combined with an unproductive RPG. The characters in Story Mode will bore you to tears with their horrid, time-wasting dialogue as you endure more of Lego's forced lore. All you wanna do is race karts, but you have to play it like a board game first and find the right person to challenge.

Public quiz:
1) Why does Lego insist on forcing lore upon us?
2) How many Lego sets do you own?
3) Name your favorite NES game for the Sega Genesis.
3) If three triangles attend Mario's house party, how many Sonic the Hedgehogs does it take to cut a Donkey Kong some slack?
3) What happens when you mix Mega Bloks and Legos? (Hint: Divide by zero)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures GBA (Full Video)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures for GBA was supposed to be a game which stood with the phenomenal, influential Cabela's game series. But it's lame. The console and PC versions of this game were released in 2004, despite the game having 2005 in the title. More proof that Cabela's was ahead of its time.

POST-VIDEO TEST:
1) When is wabbit season?
2) Divide 7 by 0. Now add 10. Determine how many cells is in the body of number 10. Now take 10 and multiply it by 12.3. Put the end result in a hypotonic solution and record the final result. Show your work: True or False?
5) What's a Cabela?
8) How many deer live in Pennsylvania right now? Cite your sources.

Cabela's Big Game Hunter for GBA (Full Video)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter (2002) is a game which is part of the most influential game series in all of game history - the Cabela's series. A lot of games rip off the foundational aspects of Cabela's without giving the proper credit that Cabela's deserves. Cabela's is a hunting game series. You hunt things in these games. This game isn't very good, honestly. It's a disgrace to the Cabela's name!

Super quiz:
1) How many aliens exist in the universe right now? Show your work.
2) What type of cell can travel through time and dimensions without going through mitosis? Cite your sources.
3) How many fingers do reptilians have? How many government agencies have they encouraged?
4) What's the deal with airline food?

That Other Bionicle Game for GBA (Full Video)

This is the Bionicle GBA port from 2003. It is a difficult game. Not sure what the story is. I never understood Bionicle lore. This game is hard, it's not a turn-based RPG. I don't know if I can play this again. I can, but I don't know if I want to. I might, but I might also not. :/

Final Exam:
1) Why do so many people hate Bionicle for GBA, especially me?
2) How many Legos can you fit into a crab carcass before sundown if you start an hour late?
3) How can this game possibly be enjoyed?
4) How many grams of cellulose was used to construct Mario from Paper Mario for the Nintendo 63?

Dogz GBA (Full Video)

Hello, and welcome to VGA Chronicles. This is Dogz GBA, the full video. Originally I couldn't upload long videos. However, that has changed, so now I am uploading longer videos. That's all I really have to say about that. I hope you enjoy watching me, VGA Chronicles Guy, play Dogz for the GBA. This very same content can be found in three parts on my channel if you prefer shorter videos with cuts.

Ultra Personal Survey:
1) What's your favorite dog?
2) What did you eat last?
3) How many times have you read a VGA Chronicles description?
4) What kind of Pokemon are you?

Cabela's 2005 Adventures GBA (Part 2)

(Part 2) Cabela's 2005 continued. Nothing improved, and I'm more disappointed than ever. I can't believe I'm playing this game in this video - this is time I'll never get back. I didn't get to shoot anything in the last video. Odds are I won't get to shoot anything in this one. Only time will tell.

Ultra survey:
A) If 10 deer reside in a field in Pennsylvania while entertaining a neighborhood ram, what are the chances that a bear will come barging in drunk with a half-full keg and a chainsaw?
B) Define "Super Mario Brothers" and choose a real-world example. Multiply that example by 74 and give Luigi a muffin. Now prank Bowser.
C) List all the 1D games you play.

Cabela's 2005 Adventures GBA (Part 1)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2005 Adventures (2005) for the Gameboy Advance is a long title for a game with a shortened value of fun. This is a hunting simulation, but it's not fun. It's pretty lame. Not the Cabela's that I remember, I tell you what. You might not want to rent or buy this game.

Easy quiz:
A) What did Mario do to Misty and Ash in episode 708 of Pokemon and how many times did he do it?
B) Define "deer in Pennsylvania".
3) Have you ever gotten mad at the dog from Duck Hunt when he laughed at you for failing to shoot an 8bit duck with a light gun?
F) How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bear?
X) If Kirby is dead, and Mario inherits Dream Land, why doesn't Psyduck just take an aspirin and call the police on Geno? For that matter, where is Megaman and why hasn't he defeated Princess Peach in 1v1?

That other Bionicle game (Part 2)

Part 2: Bionicle Lego models look cool, but the lore is incredibly forced. No one understands what is going on in this series. I just bought these Legos because I couldn't afford Gundam model imports as a teenager.

A simple survey:
A) Who honestly played this game and enjoyed it?
B) What's your favorite Nintendo 63 game?
3) Luigi + Hydrogen + Radium = ?
D) Name a game worse than this one.

That other Bionicle game (Part 1)

Bionicle (2003) is a game based on Legos. It's about these robot-like things made out of Legos and they live on an island, but there are some bad ones and they get mad and fight the good ones. So some of the good ones are stronger so they fight the bad ones. You play as a good one.

Description quiz:
1) Define "bionicle" in simple terms.
3) Why doesn't this game make sense?
4) Why did Shigeru Miyamuto take the Super Mushrom out of SMB1?
5) This game sucks. (True / False)

Dogz GBA, Part 3

(Part 3) Welcome back to VGA Chronicles. Still playing Dogz for the GBA. Let's see how far I can go before I get tired of it. That's the goal, typically.

Descriptional test:
1) Define "define."
2) How mny dogs does it take to cheer up a clinically depressed person?
3) Why don't dogs use toilets more often?
5) Do dogs get a free pass on rudeness? If so, why and can you explain it without using math?
8) Solve the equation and show your work: Dog(z) x 6 = Video / Game^3.

Dogz GBA, Part 2

(Part 2) It's taken me longer than intended to choose a proper dog. I am, however, confident I will choose an excellent breed for the experience this game has to offer.

IMPORTANT QUIZ:
A) In particular, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tomato?
C) Cna yuo ingroe tpyos?
D) What's the square root of a grape nut?
E) How many fingers am I not holding up over there?

Dogz GBA, Part 1

Dogz for the GBA is supposedly part of a long-running game series called Petz. In this game, you play as a chile trying to adopt the right pet. The rest of the game is you interacting with your pet, family, and community in an RPG-esque way. How involved is this game? Down to the last detail.

Motivational survey:
1) Define "dog" and explain the etymology.
2) How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3) Name the Top 5 Most Influential Blues Musicians that sponsored Cabela's.
4) What is your favorite Thanksgiving food item?

Need for Speed Carbon - Own The City (Part 2)

(Part 2) This game is frustrating as hell.

Description quiz:
A) Name 1 character from Super Mario. I bet you can't. :)
B) Define "yoshi".
C) What do Shy Guys eat for breakfast?

Need for Speed Carbon - Own The City (Part 1)

Need For Speed Carbon Own The City is a game with a long title. You race in it, I think. Let's figure out what this game really is and why it exists.

Official survey:
1) What's your favorite racing game?
2) How many Tetris blocks does it take to crush and destroy Gex?
3) Define "cringe humor".
4) Will you/have you see(n) the Tetris movie(s)?

Cabela's Big Game Hunter GBA (Part 2)

Here in Part 2, we learn that nature has little to fear from mankind in this game.

Ultra quiz 2002:
1) If you went hunting, what would you hunt?
2) What restaurant chain has the best bear steak?
3) Are fish sticks still alive when you cook them?
4) How many bowls of melted peanut butter does it take to milk a politically correct lizard during the dark ages?
2000) Why does Activision exist? :(

Cabela's Big Game Hunter GBA (Part 1)

Cabela's Big Game Hunter is a hunting game series. Today, we are going to try out the Gameboy Advance port of the game. If you've ever played a GBA, you already know what to expect.

The Survey quiz:
A) What's a cabela?
B) Define "moose"
C) How many apples are in a single atom?
D) What's your favorite genre of bear?
E) Should this game be outlawed for human cruelty?

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 3)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Super Test:
1) What is (% + @) ?
2) Name 5 types of Zeldas.
3) Which Pokemon was sent to the Shadow Realm in Pokemon Red?
4) Name 5 Ancient Egyptians that contributed to building the Great Wall of China.

Lego Bionicle GBA (Part 2)

Lego Bionicle for the Gameboy Advance is kind of an action RPG. You are a little lego thing that goes on quests. It's kind of like Zelda. Enjoy.

Personality survey:
1) Name 1 character from the Mario franchise without looking it up.
1b) Name 1 character from The Odyssey.
2) In a sentence with less than 20 words, but more than 300, explain what life is in the language of an Egyptian bumble bee.
7) Why do Pokemon 'faint'?