Sunday, June 11, 2017

Top 5 Gen 1 Pokemon



VGA Chronicles tries something new. A Top 5 List. An original concept, created by VGA Chronicles guy. Enjoy.

Top 5 Generation 1 Pokemon
VGA Chronicles Guy

#5. Mewtwo



It is not known by the unseasoned gamer that Mewtwo is one of the greatest Pokemon alive. His entire life is a lie, but he prevails in combat magnificently. Mewtwo's greatest drawback is the fact that he's not a legit Pokemon. He was created in a lab, and that's technically not fair to all the other natural Pokemon in comparison. because of this, Mewtwo is suffering the penalty of being number 5 on this list. and i'm not sorry, Mewtwo. you kinda need to stop.

#4. Ho-oh


I know what you're thinking. Well, I don't really know. But I'm just saying. Anyway, Ho-oh was Generation 1. Remember that time Ash saw him? Yeah, man. Ho-oh is on this list for being a Generation 2 Pokemon that was so powerful, it nudged its way into Generation 1 with it's rainbow flames of mighty greatness. Ho-oh is also a fire-breathing bird and can do many things, such as flying and breathing fire on enemies.

#3. Charmeleon



People who know of Charizard tend to forget that they need a Charmeleon before they can even obtain a Charizard. This means that Charmeleon is the key to Charizard, and is very underappreciated in the Pokemon multiverse. Charmeleon is also better than Charizard, as he is smaller and more agile. And also less likely to die in combat, as he has no target painted on his back like Charizard's annoying lizard wings.

#2. Metapod



People who misuse Metapod don't understand how great this thing is. When you're in a tight spot, Metapod always has your back. I can't tell you how many countless times I lost to a Metapod, simply because I underestimated it. It's just plain wrong to assume things about Metapod, when the facts are out there. Metapod's stats and tier may be low, but believe it or not, Metapod beats a lot of Pokemon that could be considered strong.

#1. Missingno



Missingno is probably the best Pokemon in the Pokemon franchise. Missingno is a corrupted Pokemon that was never completed, thus, Missingno completed its own code and permanently resides in Kanto in the original data world of the Pokemon multiverse. Missingno is extremely powerful. It is not recommended to interact with Missingno, as it may cause you to experience data glitches. It is, however, an amazing Pokemon to look at, use, and appreciate. What a great time to be alive. 😊


Survey:
1) What is a Pokemon?
2) Are TMs and HMs just CDRs?
3) Who is ProtoMario and what is his significance in the Pokemon universe?
4) Why is Pikachu so famous?
5) Did Gary's Raticate die?

Another Bible, Part 2



The continuation of VGA's play of Another Bible. The game is casual-friendly from the start.

Test:
A) How many continents are there?
B) Name the 3 branches of the American government.
C) Who was the King of England in 18,000 BC?
D) If there is a duck in the forest, and no one is there to hear it quack, does time exist?

Another Bible, Part 1



Trying out Another Bible for the GameBoy for the first time. Never heard of this title? That's because it's a translation of a jrpg.

Quiz:
1) 3 x 3 = x
2) Is Yoshi a Pokemon?
3) How do you know?
4) Name one famous author.
5) Name a character from the Mario franchise.
6) Play Another Bible right now. Go buy it.

Expert plays Tetris GB



VGA Chronicles guy redeems himself at Tetris like a pro.

Description quiz/survé:
8) Name 10 tetris blocks that were exclusive to Tetris GB.
9) Find 7 similarities between GB Tetris and NES Tetris.
10) How do you compute the amount of atoms in the universe?
11) What is dark energy? What is anti-matter?
12) Define "define".
13)

How to play Super Mario Bros.



VGA Chron dives into the original Super Mario Bros video game.

Questions of the year:
1) is Mario short or is the universe really big? Explain.
2) Who is Luigi?
3) Who is Lakitu?
4) How many times will Mario go through hell for a princess that refuses to love him?

Plundermine failure



Ever played Plundermine? This is kind of what it's like. It gets better, I swear.

Personality test:
1) Name 7 things that Goku ate in Dragon Ball Z.
2) Pikachu is a ____________.
3) Are Pikmin just failed Pokemon?
5) How many Pokemon are there? How about now?
7) Name 3 people who died in the Revolutionary War.

Death in the VGA Mines



VGA Chron dives into VGA Miner with little fear and much nostalgia.

Quiz:
1) What's your favorite mining game?
2) Do you like apple pie?
3) Name an integer between 6 and 9507.