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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Top 10 Ripoffs of Mario



Let's face it. No one can resist ripping off Mario. So here's 10 characters that did exactly that.

Top 10 Ripoffs of Mario
VGA Chronicles Guy

#10. Luigi


Luigi is a total biological ripoff of Mario. Not only did he ripoff Mario's DNA by being his brother, but he also sports the same style of outfit, the same facial hair, and even the same profession as his vertically challenged twin. To rub salt in the wound of Mario, Luigi is constantly trying to one-up his heroic brother by: leading a series of side games, jumping higher than Mario, and even dating one of the princesses that Mario previously saved. No matter what Mario does, Luigi is always there. Following him, and taking half the credit for every quest he ventures on.

#9. Wario


Wario is a complete ripoff of Mario, only with an evil twist. Around Wario's inception, the developers at Nintendo were incredibly lazy and unimaginative. Instead of creating a new and interesting character for an original game concept, they decided to play word games with Mario's name. That's right, all they did was turn the M upside down. And there you have it, a new character: Wario.

Wario is much fatter than Mario, making him stronger and more intimidating. He also dawns a yellow outfit, which makes his character easier to see in-game. Wario is also known for collecting coins (just like Mario is) and brazenly stole the Super Mario Land series from Mario. But why? Why did this happen? What possessed Nintendo executives to make an "evil" Mario? And why were they so lazy? Unfortunately, the world may never truly know the answers to these questions.

#8. Waluigi


The character known as Waluigi is considered a quadruple rip off, since he is a ripoff of both Wario and Luigi, who both themselves are ripoffs of Mario. It seems that Waluigi merely exists to be a counterpart to both Luigi and Wario. He is Wario's partner in crime (just like Luigi is to Mario), but also serves as a reimagined "evil" Luigi (as if Luigi weren't evil enough on his own). And, just like with Wario, Nintendo lazily used childish word games to name this character. Instead of giving Waluigi an original and interesting name, they just took the name "Luigi" and turned the L upside down, creating the name "Waluigi."

Waluigi appears in many Mario side games, making various attempts to steal Mario's impressive thunder. Legend has it that Nintendo originally favored Waluigi over Mario and made past attempts to rebrand the Mario franchise under Waluigi.

#7. Yoshi


Since the release of games such as Super Mario World and Yoshi's Cookie, Mario has been robbed of his kawaiiness. It's hard to remember the times before Yoshi's existence, since he has infected nearly every subsequent Mario game with his presence like a powerful disease. Nintendo even had the nerve to give Yoshi various games of his own. Without a doubt, Yoshi's biggest slap in the face to Mario is Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. In this game, not only is Yoshi the protagonist, but he's also Mario's caretaker. This is degrading to Mario, as not only is he being ripped off, but he's also being ripped on! It's like... he thinks he owns the series now, you know?

#6. Toad


Since day one of the Mario series, Toad has been ripping off Mario. How? I'll tell you. Remember playing Super Mario Bros. for the first time and getting to the end of a castle? And after you beat the fake Bowser, there's a Toad at the end of the level? And he always says "you're in the wrong castle." Most fans don't know this, but Toad was never kidnapped. He just outran Mario to the castle, but lets Mario do all the dirty work to save the Mushroom Kingdom. After all, what would Bowser want with an ugly, pathetic Toad?

Toad is the typical loser in the Mario universe. He's short, fearful, and generally sucks at life. But these factors have never kept him from trying to dethrone Mario. He appears in nearly every Mario game in existence and even has served as a protagonist, albeit an unpopular one.

#5. Princess Peach


With the exception of being female, Princess Peach is also a ripoff of Mario. It all began with Super Mario Bros. 2. Since Donkey Kong, Peach's actress felt she had been typecasted as the damsel in distress, and wanted to try a more active role in the franchise. However, after having a taste of being a protagonist in Super Mario Bros. 2, she has since been constantly battling Nintendo for lead roles and demanding more money for her minor appearances. She appears in almost every Mario game there is, and also has a game of her own called Super Princess Peach, in which she goes on a platforming adventure, just like Mario! Her dress is also the color pink, which is a shade of red, the same color of Mario's traditional outfit.

#4. Megaman


Without the success of Mario, Megaman simply wouldn't exist. As a result, it shouldn't surprise anyone that Megaman is on this list.

Megaman is a ripoff of both Mario and Fire Mario, making him a double ripoff, but a bold one. Just like Mario, Megaman goes on platforming adventures for a heroic cause. And, just like Fire Mario, Megaman can shoot energy projectiles from his arm. Of course, if the two ever met face to face, Fire Mario would win in a heartbeat. Without his cast iron suit, Megaman is powerless. Meanwhile, all Mario has to do is eat a flower and he has just as much power, if not more, than Megaman's full strength. You can ripoff Mario all you want, Megaman. But you'll never defeat him.

#3. Link


As a major Nintendo character, Link is also a major ripoff of Mario. But the ripping off doesn't stop there. His green outfit makes him a ripoff of Luigi and Yoshi as well, making Link a triple ripoff of Mario. To understand why Link ripping off Mario is unsurprising, one must know the tale of the olden days, when Link and Mario were student and sensei.

Back in the 1980s, Mario had been training various heroes on Mario Island, including Link. Mario had been teaching the young apprentice everything he knew about magic, heroic deeds, and being a lead character in a video game. Over the course of the training, they developed quite a bond and became close friends.

Finally, one night, Mario summoned Link to his shrine for a final task. Link arrived, and Mario bestowed upon him a powerful sword, asking Link to use the sword to assassinate Luigi. Only through spilling the blood of Luigi could Link become Mario's new sidekick. Initially, Link seemed enthusiastic of the task, telling Mario that he would not let him down, and left the shrine with sword in hand.

The very next day, however, Link had abandoned Mario Island. He never killed Luigi either, and instead had begun working with privately with Shigeru Miyamoto to develop The Legend of Zelda for the Famicom. Mario soon learned of this, and felt both betrayed and devastated. From that point on, Link proceeded to ripoff Mario on a daily basis, and also nearly took over Nintendo five times.

#2. Donkey Kong


After the inevitable fall in popularity of classic arcade games, Donkey Kong took the low road and ripped off Mario.

  • Having original involvement with Mario? Ripoff.
  • Being in a platformer just like Mario? Ripoff.
  • Having a sidekick like Mario has Luigi? Ripoff.
  • The sidekick being a ripoff of Donkey Kong himself? Ripoff.
  • Saving bananas just as Mario saves the princess? Ripoff.

Donkey Kong is a rare quintuple ripoff of Mario. In contradiction with his past rivalry with Mario, he's attempted to recreate and rebrand everything that Mario has ever done, down to the very last drop.

and finally...

#1. Super Mario



The biggest ripoff of Mario of all time. Super Mario is just Mario, but bigger. He does everything that small Mario does, participates in all the games, and even inhabits Mario's body. It's like Nintendo didn't think that small Mario was good enough. It's like Nintendo just took Mario and ripped him off, more than anyone else has ever ripped off anything ever before in the history of ripping things off. It's unbelievable. It's pathetic. The biggest ripoff was right under Mario's nose this whole time, and he didn't even knows it. After all, who can rip off Mario better than Mario himself? 🍄


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Post Ripping-Off Survey:
1) Who was your favorite rip off?
Bee) How many more ripoffs of Mario do you foresee in the foreseeable future?
C) Divide 8 by 93. Carry the acorn. Add 63 to your answer and hand Mario a kleenex.
50) Is it called Meincraft or Mindcraft?
4) You know a part 2 is coming. You can feel it in your bones.

Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles.

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Pokemon GO: Top 5 Pokemon To Use



There are many interesting Pokemon in the Pokeverse. But what about Pokemon GO specifically? Well, according to VGACHQ research, here's 5 Pokemon that are superior to others.

Top 5 Pokemon to Use in Pokemon GO
VGA Chronicles Guy

#5. Charizard



The most sought after Pokemon in the game. Known for being bold, powerful, and not being a real dragon, Charizards are commonly found near water hoses, big trees, small trees, medium trees, and anywhere that has sand or small pebbles embedded into the earth. Favorite food: Potato salad.

#4. Mew


Arguably the most common Pokemon in the game. Mew is considered mysterious, psychic, wizardly, and very, very edgy in the PokéWorld verse of Multi. Mew is usually found in bushes, public parks, closets, tomatoes, and sometimes trucks that are parked behind boats. Favorite color: Brown.

#3. Caterpie


Commonly referred to as the strongest Pokemon. Caterpie, unevolved, makes a great team player with a plethora of deadly moves that enhance it from previous Pokemon games. This Pokemon can be found by staring into the bathroom mirror and chanting Caterpie's name (which is Caterpie) three times. If done correctly, a Caterpie will appear! Favorite board game: Monopoly.

#2. Slugma 


The Pokemon with the best type combination. Unbeatable against Water types and usually has the type advantage against Ground types. Slugma is usually found near a local pond, fishing area, under your bed, or near a duck. Slugmas prefer the company of ducks. Favorite day of the week: Thursday.

#1. Snorlax


The Pokemon with the highest base agility. This Pokemon is highly sought after for it's practicality. There are only two known ways to capture a Snorlax. One way is by visiting a Walmart, and the other way is to catch one while sleeping. Having options is such a great luxury. Favorite video game franchise: Pokemon!

Have a great day! 😊


Description quiz:
A) Are Pokemon real? Why?
B) What's your favorite Pokemon breeding combination?
C) Name 4 Pokemon types that aren't in the games.
D) Explain the mating ritual of a Sandrew.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Top 7 Ripoffs of Pikachu



Did you know Pikachu specifically has been ripped off countless times throughout Pokemon history? Here are the facts about it all, brought to you by VGA Chronicles Top Lists.

Top 7 Ripoffs of Pikachu
VGA Chronicles Guy

#7. Togedemaru


Let's be honest with ourselves here. This Pokemon got shafted on its time investment for design. Not much to really explain, as you can see. Togedemaru is a round, cybernetic squirrel with an electrical current flowing through it. It is the saddest ripoff of Pikachu on this list, as it didn't seem to try hard enough. Togedemaru deserves another shot at life. Back to the drawing board, literally.

#6. Dedenne



Being the ugliest Pokemon on the list, Dedenne struggles to hide it's obvious Pikachu-based influence. It has red cheeks, a mousey face, and is a prominent electrical fairy in the Pokemon multiverse. Legend has it that the Power Plants in the Pokemon world are powered by Dedenne labor. It may be better off being used this way, as it is too ugly to legally be used in Pokemon battles and gyms.

#5. Emolga



Emolga is an obvious ripoff of Flying Pikachu. Sure it's considered a "sky squirrel," but this term has become known as offensive to many Pokemon connoisseurs. Squirrels are tree-dwelling, surface beasts but can often be seen flying when they are struck by cars, motorbikes, or other means of lethal force. Emolga is considered to be based off of this phenomenon, as even sometimes squirrels are electrocuted, correlating with Emolga's dual-type electric/flying.

#4. Pachirisu



A lot of people don't know about Pachirisu. Pachirisu is a mysterious squirrel-like Pokemon with Pikachu-related powers. It is unknown where Pachirisu came from, though the rumor is that it was created by Mewtwo on Cinnabar Island and distributed across Sinnoh by Team Rocket to compete with the overbearing Pikachu population. Not long after assimilation of the creature, the locals were convinced that Pachirisu was literally just another Pikachu sub-species. However, this is not true.

#3. Plusle & Minun



Plusle & Minun, possibly two of the best known Pikachu ripoffs, are well-established bullies in the Pokemon world. Alone, they are peasants. But united, they are an unfair, overpowered force that deals out death and destruction. Similar to Pikachu, these two little fiendish creatures from heck are hard to find. And when you do find one of them, it's not the one you need. These two Pokemon are the causers of many sighs.

#2. Pichu



Okay, I know. It's Pichu, the baby form of Pikachu. However, it's a total ripoff of Pikachu. Just look at it. It could have at least been maybe a different color. Or perhaps not an electric type, but maybe a fire type. It could have also maybe had some more impressive moves. I don't know. It kinda sucks. Nobody uses this Pokemon against gym leaders or legendaries.

#1. Raichu



Raichu is a total complete ripoff of Pikachu. Rather than allowing Pikachu to be a stand-alone Pokemon, it was given the alternate form of Raichu, which is basically just a fat, tanned Pikachu that is required a stone of thunderous energy in order to exist. Raichu thinks he's better than Pikachu, but if that were the case, would we really be praising Pikachu still to this very day? i think not. Rather, I know that Pikachu is the only true Pikachu. And honestly, what more could we ask for? ⚡


Survey (data collected by the Department of VGACG):
A) What's your favorite digimon?
B) How do you milk a Charmander?
C) How do you milk an Ivysaur?
D) Which Pokemon can fly underwater while using Dig?
G) What version of Pokemon gives you the most Missingnos and why?

Top 5 Gen 1 Pokemon



VGA Chronicles tries something new. A Top 5 List. An original concept, created by VGA Chronicles guy. Enjoy.

Top 5 Generation 1 Pokemon
VGA Chronicles Guy

#5. Mewtwo



It is not known by the unseasoned gamer that Mewtwo is one of the greatest Pokemon alive. His entire life is a lie, but he prevails in combat magnificently. Mewtwo's greatest drawback is the fact that he's not a legit Pokemon. He was created in a lab, and that's technically not fair to all the other natural Pokemon in comparison. because of this, Mewtwo is suffering the penalty of being number 5 on this list. and i'm not sorry, Mewtwo. you kinda need to stop.

#4. Ho-oh


I know what you're thinking. Well, I don't really know. But I'm just saying. Anyway, Ho-oh was Generation 1. Remember that time Ash saw him? Yeah, man. Ho-oh is on this list for being a Generation 2 Pokemon that was so powerful, it nudged its way into Generation 1 with it's rainbow flames of mighty greatness. Ho-oh is also a fire-breathing bird and can do many things, such as flying and breathing fire on enemies.

#3. Charmeleon



People who know of Charizard tend to forget that they need a Charmeleon before they can even obtain a Charizard. This means that Charmeleon is the key to Charizard, and is very underappreciated in the Pokemon multiverse. Charmeleon is also better than Charizard, as he is smaller and more agile. And also less likely to die in combat, as he has no target painted on his back like Charizard's annoying lizard wings.

#2. Metapod



People who misuse Metapod don't understand how great this thing is. When you're in a tight spot, Metapod always has your back. I can't tell you how many countless times I lost to a Metapod, simply because I underestimated it. It's just plain wrong to assume things about Metapod, when the facts are out there. Metapod's stats and tier may be low, but believe it or not, Metapod beats a lot of Pokemon that could be considered strong.

#1. Missingno



Missingno is probably the best Pokemon in the Pokemon franchise. Missingno is a corrupted Pokemon that was never completed, thus, Missingno completed its own code and permanently resides in Kanto in the original data world of the Pokemon multiverse. Missingno is extremely powerful. It is not recommended to interact with Missingno, as it may cause you to experience data glitches. It is, however, an amazing Pokemon to look at, use, and appreciate. What a great time to be alive. 😊


Survey:
1) What is a Pokemon?
2) Are TMs and HMs just CDRs?
3) Who is ProtoMario and what is his significance in the Pokemon universe?
4) Why is Pikachu so famous?
5) Did Gary's Raticate die?