All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. (FDS) SVGA Chron

All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. (1986) is Mario with a twist. That's right, you guessed it, the entire game is based off of some obscure Japanese TV show. Basically, it's a 1st party hack of the original SMB, but with strange, demented graphics. This game was never released in the US due to how spoopy it was. Oh yeah and it's for the disk system.

Halloween quiz:
1) What's your favorite Christmas food?
01) Binary code is offensive because it's only 0 and 1. What about gay people?
9) Before there were 3 Musketeers, there were 9. So what happened to the other 6?
5) How many light bulbs does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in the middle of Sonic and Mario's wedding?
1) Define "vidya".
BOMUS) List your top 10 favorite VGAchron vids to receive a special BONUS ROLE on the VGA DISSCORD SERV.

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1989) was a game created by someone about some book. There was a guy known as The Angry Video Game Nerd who brought attention to the greatness of this game, making the game prosperous in the 1700's. You're some guy that has an anger management problem, and you go around town bullying people into submission, causing you to turn into a rabid fire-breathing cannibal or something. Not sure. Needs more analysis, but I think I'm pretty close.

Angry quiz:
A) How many lizards does it take to fill up a canyon?
N) Name 5 Crayola crayon colors that you wish existed.
G) Do some math and show your work.
R) Why sonic blue? He sad?
Y) Tell me something interesting. Free bonus credit points.

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Dr. Chaos (NES) SVGA Chron

Dr. Chaos (1988) is a thing on the NES where you walk around in a weird house and do stuff, with some obstacles in the way and some rooms that lead to other rooms. Eventually, you get out of the house or something, I don't know. I was very confused and disoriented when I played this RPG.

Thing time:
1) What kind of things do you do when you wanna do things?
G) What is this game about?
6) Give me 5 good reasons why Sonic is better than Pac-Man.
2) Which Pokemon guest-starred on Survivor in 1993?
97) Divide Weepinbell by Shadow the Hedgehog. Carry the 1. Add 7, then divide by 16.

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Castlevania (NES) SVGA Chron

Castlevania (1987) is a game about hitting stuff with a whip and dying a lot. Sometimes you don't die, but it's unlikely that you'll get past level 1.

Castle quiz:
A) What is a castlevania and how much does it weigh?
B) Spell "Dracula".
C) Did you know there are over 5 languages in this world?
D) Why does Simon Belmont use a whip instead of a machine gun? Doesn't make any sense, given the time period.
E) Why did Shiguru Miyatomato base Spyro off of ZZT? Show your work.

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Extra Innings (SNES)

Extra Innings (1991) is a primitive SNES baseball game that offers great music and fun gameplay. Don't let the anime-like nature of this game throw you off - this one is perfect for parties.

Baseball Quiz:
1) What's a "baseball" and how much does it weigh?
204) How come Baseball and Football are separate sports? Isn't that segregation and discrimination? It's 2018, people.
31) How many touchdowns does it take for the baseball goalie to divide a tennis puck by the power of 72 oofs?
D) Why doesn't the batter just catch the ball and run? Hitting the ball just makes it easier for the other team to find it.
J) How many Baseball bats could you make out of what's left of the tropical rain forests and why do we even still have rain forests in 2018? 🤔

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Bomberman (NES)

Bomberman (1989) is an action maze game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. In this game, you're a robot who blows up creatures with bombs. A pretty simple concept, however, I was not able to get the hang of it. Nevertheless, the game was a fun experience for me and I recommend it. In particular, this game would be super fun at parties. The sequels are are also highly praised and are worth playing with friends.

Some Weird Survey:
1) How did the use of bombs in this game get past the ESRB rating system?
2) Why wasn't Link the main character (Note: This decision could have saved pixels)?
78) What's the name and gender of Mario and Sonic's illegitimate child?
92) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
93) What would you not do for a Klondike bar?
94) What would Super Mario do for a Klondyke bar and a shroom?
96) Why does Sonic lose his rings when he's hit by an enemy? Note: This never happens to Mario.
97) What's the difference between a math problem and a meth problem?
98) Which habitat is Waldo found in Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2007?
99) Why bombs? Why not My Little Pony plush dolls?

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The Epic Challenge of Arkanoid on the NES

Arkanoid (1987) is a classic game based on a game usually referred to as "Breakout". In the game, you are a spaceship in some strange universe where you must deflect a ball of energy off of your ship and into giant bricks, which disappear once you hit them enough times. It's not really supposed to make any sense. The game itself is mildly addictive and also very difficult. It takes much practice and skill to achieve high points and level up. The controls are also very unique, as a special analog controller, known as a Vaus controller, is required to play it. And once you get a feel for the game, it's very apparent why. Overall, this game is fun. It has a two-player option and I highly recommend this game for group events. If you're interested in buying this game, having the Vaus controller is a must.

Ball Quiz:
1) What's better: More balls, or less balls?
2) On a scale of 1 to balls, how many balls is this game?
3) Legend has it that Super Mario was intended to be the original pilot of the Vaus, but was fired from the project in favor of Bomberman. However, Bomberman declined the job offer. So the question is, who was the actual final captain of the Vaus ship and how did Shigeru Miyamoto allow this disaster to unfold?
BONUS) How many balls does it take to screw in a ball bulb?

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