Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Pokemon Yellow (Gameboy)



Pokemon Yellow (1999) is a revision of the original Gameboy games, Pokemon Red & Green. In this version, the main character gets a Pikachu instead of a useful starter Pokemon. This game attempts to follow the anime somewhat, and is pretty fun. Probably the most annoying aspect of this game is how your Pokemon treats you like garbage, refuses to stay in the Pokeball, and doesn't evolve.

Description quiz:
A) Have you ever tried kiwi (the fruit)?
B) List 3 good reasons why Felix The Cat would make a decent cameo in a Pokemon game.
C) How many Clefables do you need to stack on one another in order to make a chain to Mercury?
D) Yeah, Mercury. You thought I was gonna say Neptune or something? Nah, we're going the other way this time.
E) Which Pokemon would you elect President of teh World?

Sunday, September 3, 2017

VGA Chronicles Education Hour Preview



Greetings, and welcome to VGA Chronicles Education Hour. I'm your host, VGA Chronicles Education Hour Professor Guy. Are you interested in learning knowledge? The world is a fascinating place. For example, did you know that fungi eat trees? This is a new series, related to teaching complex curriculum to newly hatched students of the new enlightenment of the millennium.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

1942 insane edition



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Quiz:
1942) 1942?
1942) 1942?
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Thursday, August 31, 2017

pkmn TCG - dellux verson



Huh? What happened..?

???! HALP! I"M DYEING.

QUIZ TYME:
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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Pokemon Trading Card Game (GBC)



Pokemon Trading Card Game (2000) is a card battle game for Game Boy Color. This is the first GB game I ever owned on cartridge. It's pretty fun, and mostly easy if you are good at the card game in real life. The cards featured are from several of the first ever WOTC sets. Some cards are exclusive to this game, and others can only be obtained via infrared Card Popping with friends who have both the game and a compatible Gameboy. If you're interested in the Pokemon TCG, but not so much invested into card collecting, buy/play this game for a satisfactory introduction to the Pokemon collectible card game. Enjoy.

Cringe quiz:
A) On a scale of 1 to cringe, how was the quality of this video?
B) Who's your favorite starter in Pokemon Red/Blue?
O) How many Pokemon Trading Card Game cards are there in the entire universe (taking extraterrestrial life in consideration)? Show your work.
D) How many Pokemon Trading Card Game cartridges exist on the planet right now?
H) How does Geodude's Castle factor into the Ash Ketchum Pokemon Coma Theory?

Monday, August 28, 2017

Jagtris (MS DOS)



Jagtris (1998) is an interesting puzzle game for MS DOS. The game is like Tetris, the twist being that you are to tile match instead of clear lines. This game is more similar to Puyo Puyo than Tetris, yet it sports a Tetris clone-style name. Surprisingly, the game is compatible with USB gamepads. This makes for comfortable play, like a console puzzle game. A fun time killer.

Game link:
http://www.softgun.ca/freeware.html#jagtris

Top Priority test:
1) Which tetrimino was invented by the Chinese in 100 BC?
A) Tetris x Mario / Pokemon^Luigi (Metroid - Castlevania) + 10 = ???
N) How many VGA Chronicles Quizzes have you taken and PASSED?
4) What's the circular root of a maxed-out MicroSD SNES cartridge connected to a jet engine on Saturn's core?

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Gex: Enter The Gecko (GBC)



Gex: Enter the Gecko (1998) is a horrid platformer for the Game Boy Color. You're a gecko, traversing levels with the most frustrating controls possible. Everything's out to get you in this game. Nothing makes any sense. This game is so uninspiring to write about.

Rage Test:
1) R u mad?
2) Sally takes 700 caterpillars from Billy. How many rare bananas does Jake have?
3) Why doesn't Mario use the Super Boots on Level 10 of MegaLuigi Bros 5?
D) How many square dots fit into a cucumber?