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| Who knew this would EVER happen? |
The following is a top secret interview with VGA Chron Man himself, during the 2020 Covid-19 lockdown. Everything here is top secret and exclusive information, released without VGA's knowing.
The interview was conducted by VGA.
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VGA: So, VGA, first question: What are your plans for 2020 as a video making icon?
VGA: Well, thank you so much, first of all, for saying that I am an .ICO file. I appreciate the relevance. As for this year, well, so far I have about under 20 videos ready to publish, once per week, as of this point in time. Then, and here's the kicker, then I plan to make a few more, and lastly, consider those the final episodes of VGA Chronicles Season 2. After those videos, everything will be new material. A season 3, if you will.
V: Hmmm, yes, I see. At what point did you start categorizing your videos as "seasons" and why?
V: It was a few days ago. And arbitrarily.
V: What days will you be uploading regularly?
V: Mondays.
V: But... why, VGA? Everyone hates Mondays.
V: That's precisely why, my lad. See, it's a chance for me to brighten people's day on the worst day of the week. But the benefits don't stop there. If it turns out that the viewer hates my video, then at least I uploaded it on the most appropriate day. It's a full win across the board.
V: That makes sense. Okay, your enthusiasm beckons this next question: Will there be any more Tetris videos?
V: Yes.
V: How about lists? Are we getting anymore lists?
V: Yes, though those do take me longer to make.
V: Would you like to explain to us why?
V: No thank you.
V: Fair enough. Okay, how's activity on the discord server been lately?
V: No comment.
V: I'm sorry, VGA, but this interview isn't going to go well at all if you keep refusing to answer questions.
V: Well, I don't understand who's interviewing me. Is it me, or you? Because I thought you were also me. And if I don't want to answer-
V: I'm you but I'm playing the interviewer. We can't both be the same role in this conversation.
V: Then at least mark us differently in the transcription so that the reader doesn't get confused.
V: What reader? This is a top secret interview, conducted without your approval!
V: No, I agreed to this.
V: No, you didn't.
V: Just mark us in the transcription, please.
V1: Fine. This better?
V2: No, what the fuck, dude? I'M the original VGA Chronicles Guy. I should be V1.
V1: You really have to have it your way every single time, don't you?
V2: I'm reporting you to the AOL Terms of Service.
V1: (sigh) Back to the interview. Okay. What about Super VGA Chronicles on twitch? What happened to that?
V2: I'm done with that for now.
V1: Why?
V2: People I chatted with are busier these days. Also, I didn't feel like I was getting much decent footage out of 90% of what I recorded. Those are fun times, and if I go back to them I'd rather not record them myself. I'd rather just live stream, care-free.
V1: That sounds lazy.
(VGA flips off VGA)
