Sunday, December 31, 2017
Tetris & Dr. Mario (SNES) SVGA Chron
Some Tetris action from Tetris & Dr. Mario (1994) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.
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Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles
Really Complicated Quiz:
1) How many years are in a year?
C) What is the 27th letter of the alphabet?
A) How many sides does a circle have?
VII) Who owns the patent to the word "the"?
X) Why was Jar Jar Binks the best character from the Star Wars franchise?
98) How many toes does Mario have on his left foot?
F) Seriously, I can't keep doing this.
Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles. Happy New Year!
Monday, December 18, 2017
Stunt Race FX (SNES) SVGA Chron
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Stunt Race FX (1994) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.
Stunted Quiz:
A) How impressed are you with polygons from 1994?
B) What's the square root of a tree planted by Banjo and Kazooie in the Amazon rain forest?
1) The game was running kinda slow. What's up with that? Wasn't my fault, seriously.
7) Why did Rare turn down the production of Super Mario 46 in 1924? What could they have possibly been thinking?
Q) Where's all the stunts? Where's the FX? WTF.
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Thursday, November 23, 2017
Tetris Attack (SNES) SVGA Chron
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Tetris Attack (1996) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.
Blocky Quiz:
1) What does this game have to do with Tetris? I haven't seen a single tetromino.
Bee) Why is Nintendo always pushing the puzzle genre games onto Yoshi?
Trees) How many Tetrominos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4) What's the square root of a Mario divided by 17.3? Show your work.
E) Divide Bowser by pi. Add 72. Carry the 1 over to Mario, who delivers a package to Megaman. Megaman opens the package and it contains a letter, which states "You suck and are overrated."
Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles and Happy Thanksgiving! :)
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Shooting Games (SNES) SVGA Chron
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The Terminator (1993) and Super Turrican (1993), both for Super Nintendo. And yeah, I suck. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.
Just another survey you won't read:
1) What's the appeal of shooter games?
2) As you can see in the video above, VGA is terrible at these games (only these types of course). Why is that? How can he improve?
3) If you've made it this far into the survey, congratulations. You've made a critical mistake. How many Pikachus does it take to screw a Megaman into Luigi's eye socket while Mario is on fire, juggling 7 Bowsers who each are juggling 18 Kamikaze Koopas who are each juggling 72 knives which is each laced with instant-gayification serum?
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Tuesday, November 21, 2017
Super Mario World (SNES) SVGA Chron
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Super Mario World (1991) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.
Mario-oriented Survey:
M) What is your favorite Mario game?
A) Do you like finding the secret exits in Ghost Houses? Name your favorite Ghost House level.
R) Which character had a more graceful rise to fame in the Mario universe: Yoshi or Wario?
I) What is your favorite area in Super Mario World?
O) How many Marios does it take for VGA to avoid the "How many X does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke?
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Thursday, November 16, 2017
Wario Land II (GBC) SVGA Chron
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Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles
Wario Land II (1999) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.
Greedy Quiz:
1) Name your favorite Wario game.
X) Do you like to get all of the coins in Mario-style platformers?
7) List the top 3 greediest moments in your life.
Q) if 2 + 3 = 5, Sonic x purple = ___ ?
B) A limp noodle VS a saturated pancake; Who would win?
2) How many questions can VGA come up with for these pointless quizzes until he completely runs out of ideas forever?
9c) Is Wario TRULY better than Mario?!
Thanks for watching VGA Chronicles!
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Baby T-Rex (GB) SVGA Chron
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Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vgachronicles
Baby T-Rex (1993) for Game Boy. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.
Prehistoric SAT:
A) How many rocks are equivalent to 1 USD?
2) If velociraptor has 4 eggs, and stegosaurus has 8, how many triceratops can a t-rex eat at noon on a Sunday?
F) Name 3 dinosaurs that weren't fans of Dragon Ball Z.
&) Find the circular root of a raptor nest and divide it by 7 tyrannosaurus tongues.
0) How many dinosaur eggs does it take to screw a dinosaur into a prehistoric sunlight socket in a cave?
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