Tetris Attack (SNES) SVGA Chron

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Tetris Attack (1996) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.

Blocky Quiz:
1) What does this game have to do with Tetris? I haven't seen a single tetromino.
Bee) Why is Nintendo always pushing the puzzle genre games onto Yoshi?
Trees) How many Tetrominos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4) What's the square root of a Mario divided by 17.3? Show your work.
E) Divide Bowser by pi. Add 72. Carry the 1 over to Mario, who delivers a package to Megaman. Megaman opens the package and it contains a letter, which states "You suck and are overrated."

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Shooting Games (SNES) SVGA Chron

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The Terminator (1993) and Super Turrican (1993), both for Super Nintendo. And yeah, I suck. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.

Just another survey you won't read:
1) What's the appeal of shooter games?
2) As you can see in the video above, VGA is terrible at these games (only these types of course). Why is that? How can he improve?
3) If you've made it this far into the survey, congratulations. You've made a critical mistake. How many Pikachus does it take to screw a Megaman into Luigi's eye socket while Mario is on fire, juggling 7 Bowsers who each are juggling 18 Kamikaze Koopas who are each juggling 72 knives which is each laced with instant-gayification serum?

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Super Mario World (SNES) SVGA Chron

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Super Mario World (1991) for Super Nintendo. Footage was taken from VGA's group stream on 9/22/17. Accompanying VGA are co-hosts Pumpkin and Moff, joined by their guests Tom and CGH.

Mario-oriented Survey:
M) What is your favorite Mario game?
A) Do you like finding the secret exits in Ghost Houses? Name your favorite Ghost House level.
R) Which character had a more graceful rise to fame in the Mario universe: Yoshi or Wario?
I) What is your favorite area in Super Mario World?
O) How many Marios does it take for VGA to avoid the "How many X does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke?

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Wario Land II (GBC) SVGA Chron

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Wario Land II (1999) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Greedy Quiz:
1) Name your favorite Wario game.
X) Do you like to get all of the coins in Mario-style platformers?
7) List the top 3 greediest moments in your life.
Q) if 2 + 3 = 5, Sonic x purple = ___ ?
B) A limp noodle VS a saturated pancake; Who would win?
2) How many questions can VGA come up with for these pointless quizzes until he completely runs out of ideas forever?
9c) Is Wario TRULY better than Mario?!

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Baby T-Rex (GB) SVGA Chron

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Baby T-Rex (1993) for Game Boy. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Prehistoric SAT:
A) How many rocks are equivalent to 1 USD?
2) If velociraptor has 4 eggs, and stegosaurus has 8, how many triceratops can a t-rex eat at noon on a Sunday?
F) Name 3 dinosaurs that weren't fans of Dragon Ball Z.
&) Find the circular root of a raptor nest and divide it by 7 tyrannosaurus tongues.
0) How many dinosaur eggs does it take to screw a dinosaur into a prehistoric sunlight socket in a cave?

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The Legend of Super VGA Chronicles Guy Song (Live Version)

Lyrics:

Once upon a time
There was a lonely video gamer guy
A man we called
VGA (Chronicles Guy)
He was alone
In the land of bits and MS-DOS
An 8-bit man
Who wanted more

But then he found his one chance to break free
And see the things that he desired to see

He wasn't going down this way
He had to find a way
To the light
He wasn't going down a fool
He was more than a tool
The VGA Chron Guy
The VGA Chron Guy
The VGA
Chron
On the rise

Welcome to the land
of Super VGA
Now you're free
Now life has meaning
We can walk through pixels
Like never before
Super VGA
Is here

What's that?
Can you hear it?
It's the sound
Of power
VGA Chron man
Has ascended
His power has doubled
It's time for the legend
Of Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Super VGA
Chronicles
Guy!

Super VGA Chron Guy
He's a super hero of MS DOS
Super VGA Chron Guy
He plays NES like a pro
He's the best
And he wins
Nobody can match his wit
He's the best of all time

He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time
He wins every time

It's the legend of
Super
It's the legend of
Super
It's the legend of
Super
VGA
Chronicles
Guy

Stream video link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBqp7HTRDeY

Top Gear Pocket (GBC) SVGA Chron

Top Gear Pocket (1999) for Game Boy Color. Footage was taken from VGA's solo stream on 9/8/17.

Fast Quiz:
1) Do you play Topu Gearu?
2) How fast can you drive a car?
3) Name 3 famous cheetahs.
4) Are you faster than Sonic?

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VGA Chronicles 10 Year Anniversary Stream Song (Live Version)

Lyrics:

VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
We're celebrating Tetris
MS-DOS and things
VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
Games are great, and great is games
These are wonderful things

Let's hearken back to the good ole days
When video games were games
When all you had was A and B
Or Windows 95
It's sad to think the times have changed
People moving on
They'll never know the greatness of
2D 8-bit fun

VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
We're celebrating Sonic
Dr. Mario
VGA Chronicles
10 Year Anniversary Stream
Games are great, and great is games
These are wonderful things

The world of games is crashing down
But we can flip around that frown
Just play some golden oldies
For a change
C.O.D. is just a joke
Modern gaming makes me choke
It's time to play some vidja games
It's time to play some vidja games
It's time for VGA

Stream video link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chHfpHlu45w